SPFB F.C.

2007-03-03T01:18:00.000+08:00

Fresh New Start (not exactly...)

hmm~ Been sometime since i've been here~ more of i stumbled across my own blog~ haha~ pretty silly of me~ :D Seems like i've ditched this place since i came into the army or maybe way before that... Something just like Aburame Shino when he left the team awhile to follow his dad on a mission just like I had to go and serve the nation. :D

Seems like i have a really weird hectic lifestyle in poly~ Confused,bewildered mindset~ hmm~ Emo and all~ very weird~ neva had much time to reflect on myself i tink~ oh well,time to start blogging once again just for my own reference on my ongoing life as in NSF....1 yr and abt 3-4 mths to go! :p

For now,all i'm thinking about is the floorball reunion match at SP later at 10am. can't wait to meet up with my old mates and play a lil catch up~ maybe c how the current sp team are too~ Damn i miss my floorballing days... The mixtures of feelings in it can neva be explained~ :D

2006-04-26T19:28:00.000+08:00

Which Naruto Character Are You?
Test by naruto - kun.com

Smart,silent and mysterious~ An apt description for me~ :-)

2006-04-15T02:49:00.000+08:00

A police car stops by. A woman officer was visibly tired by her slouching silhouette. She orders her junior to go do the usual stuff. A guy officer gets out and approach my colleagues and I of five who were innnocently playing UNO by the roadside at 1.30am.

Junior Officer: Excuse me........(voice trails off..........)
Woman officer gets out of car and gestures to the opposite direction with an angry face.

The other direction shows a big group of rowdy guys doing stupid stuff lyk placing objects till of a certain height and jumping over them hoping that it doesnt hit their crotch in front of a bus stop, a T-junction with 4 traffic lights which in other words are in public view.

My manager: Stupid officer...Alredi made a mistake neva say sorry...Just walk off....Just continue lah so you dun look stupid asking a small group of innocent ppl playing a round of UNO...

Food for Thought...

If u've done an error and don't wanna look stupid, juz continue on and complete the error. WARNING...This advice may not work for all circumstances. :-)

If u wanna catch the attention of others, please refrain from doing in big groups after 12am...It may endanger your privates. :-)

2006-04-12T01:47:00.000+08:00

The unclassified and unofficial TCB = Tonic Coffee Bean.

Ingredients:
An egg or more. (depends on your preference)
A pinch of pepper. (Extra spicy? add more then)
1 or 2 espresso shots. (Depending on the power of the concoction)
Chocolate powder. (For the mocha-istic flavour)

Steps:
1. Hard boil the egg to a suitable temperature.
2. Crack it and allow the oozing mass of egg into a bowl or small tupperware.
3. Add pepper for that little bit of spice.
4. Pour 2 perfect shots of espresso if you know what I mean.
5. Sprinkle a dash of chocolate powder and Voila! The Potent Tonic TCB.

Alleged Benefits:
1. Far stronger than tongkat ali and viagra combined.
2. Guaranteed to give you energy to run non-stop for 69 miles.

Disclamer:
Do not try this at home if you have a weak stomach.

2006-04-11T00:46:00.000+08:00

hmm~ was juz getting bored so i tot i'll leave a post about today...

A handphone was left behind. A left it and B tot it belonged to C who had juz left the area. D took the handphone and returns it to C. C says "thank you" and left. Soon, D clarified with B to check. It turned out to be the wrong person. D and B felt guilty. A came back and asked whether anyone has seen his phone.

Dilemma strikes. What would you do if you were A,B,C or D?

Food for thought.

Coffee from some place tastes like elephant.
Some cafe offers 80 cents as lunch allowance.
A traffic light is needed to see into dark cupboards.
You get dilemmas when playing UNO.
I live at Bukit Batok some way or another.

2006-03-30T22:23:00.000+08:00

After 19 years of thought, I've more or less decided on one wish...I wanna be in NS away from my family and go overseas for at least one year without any contact with them...I just wanna be alone away from everyone working out till i'm fit like a gurkha and if possible maybe die in anonymity as a pure muslim. I seriously want the first part...that is to be away...far far away...

2006-03-29T23:59:00.000+08:00

Just thought of blogging since it's been some time since i've left a mark here. Just realised that I have nothing to blog about really.

Read a blog that had a similarity to my life b4 i became "different" or wad i call "multiple personality births". It made me realise how fortunate or wretched I am yet I chose to ignore the facts and continue with what flows on. And seriously, now i dunno what i am. Its hard to explain what I am talking about and its something maybe no one shall ever noe.

Had a chat wif someone i used to know. Someone i selectively chose to ignore, someone i'd prefer to disappear from my life. The talk began with a simple greeting but progressed into a conversation based on "the unwillingness to respond yet due to courtesy and boredom, a reply is inevitable." weird huh? in the end, a simple curt ending. "Itz been very tiring talking to u." "My pleasure. People alwaez say that abt me. :-)"

Had a talk with a few of my colleagues at my new workplace. General viewpoint of me: Quiet, Innocent looking, seems to haf a gf for 5 yrs, good boy but with a egoistical looking face. ??

Had a series of sms-es from an old friend. I'm nicely hated coz i'm a nice person but damn irritating to the extent of pissing people off for no apparent reason. ??

Its like i'm bordering between good and evil. Its like i'm confusing myself. First impression is either good or bad. Long term impression is also the same. I accept who i am yet i do not know who i am, what i want, what i need, what i wish for and why am i me exactly? All I noe is i'm simple yet complicated due to the flows of life and death a.k.a the illusions of reality.

2006-02-26T12:06:00.000+08:00

The 5C's are an aim to men,
some claim they do to women,
Charm, cars, cards and whatever,
Luxuries or items, I aim for neither.

Charm some say is au naturale,
i'd say its just ginger ale,
ginger is good but ale isn't,
its one's own perceptive vision.

Exams are soon over,
no more shall i take cover,
time to face the world again,
to trip and fall in pain.

just some piece of crap....life's just a game, play for fame, or just chill and be lame....

2006-02-16T00:37:00.000+08:00

A figment of your imagination. An element to be forgotten. That's me.

My heart feels so heavy,
I do not know why,
Maybe I'm just not savvy,
To just see her and say "HI!"

"Ask for her number!"
My friends always say,
I know I could not muster,
Something I never may.

Try and fail, just don't fail to try,
A famous quote from some guy,
I gave it a shot to some gal,
Kiss my ass, it hurts lyk hell.

I think I'm just a different kinda guy,
One alone, One at peace,
Just anonymous, just a lie,
maybe someone? something? or nothing at least.

To sum it all up, take the third paragraph, combine the first letter of each line into a four letter word. Well,at least its something...

2006-01-10T20:55:00.000+08:00

7 polls after barely one day!

haha..I think its quite an achievement considering the votes to be mostly of the 5th position and above. We may have suffered a setback in the first game of the IIVP but our morale and spirit remain strong. This Wednesday, We will perform our very best against NTU. FORZA SP!

2006-01-08T15:27:00.000+08:00

A New Life with a temporary stick...

Life begins on Wednesday against NTU for me as I will play with an exel stick after 3 faithful years using unihoc. Its the only brand and stick I've owned so far. Now penniless and with my blade broken during training, I had no choice but to try out exel then...

2005-12-24T21:11:00.000+08:00

SPFB Maiden 3on3 Tourney Reaped Benefits!!!

The Amatuer Floorballers and The F.A.K.E.s went into the tournament with low hopes of any wins whatsoever but what happens later was unimaginable. The F.A.K.E.s did not lose any matches throughout the whole tournament but bowed out due to penalties which were deemed rather unlucky. First time jitters caused them the chance to enter the top 4. The Amatuer Floorballers however had a much rosier outcome as they entered the top 4 and even beat an MI team enroute to 3rd place. Although they had a minor setback in the start of the tournament, they recovered well enough to catch a firmhold to get early goals and dig deep to prevent late barrages of attacks from the opposition. All in all, it was a welcome experience for us on 3 on 3 floorball competition and we would definitely be around in the next 3 on 3 competition.

The F.A.K.E.s
Mohd Hafiz [Captain]
Mohd Akil
Mohd Azfar
Mohd Zaim

The Amatuer Floorballers
Mohd Faliq [Captain]
Mohd Farok
Mohd Adzmin
Hairiezzal

2005-12-19T00:55:00.000+08:00

SPFB Training Schedules during E-learning week and Term Break

E-learning Week
Monday 12-3

Wednesday 12-3

Thursday 9-12 Trekking trip. Be in school by 9. Do not be late.

Saturday 11-2 Polycentre.

Term Break
Tuesday 12-3 (9-12 cycling trip to Pulau Ubin. Tentative. Changing it to Monday if possible)

Friday 9-12 (tentative) Yet to be confirmed.

Saturday 11-2 Polycentre.

As for those "Wonder-ers", if you are an SP player have the dignity to state your name. If you are just having fun poking your dick around, please proceed to other blogs.

2005-11-16T13:29:00.000+08:00

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The link above is the 7 fonts shortlisted by Dzak deemed futuristic to be used on our ivp jersey. Feel free to select the ones you like and vote on the left. To those from my class, you might wanna select this fonts for our class jersey. :)

2005-11-08T22:47:00.000+08:00

Scroll down for the pics of the jerseys~ Those from my class can look at it too if you wanna look at a suitable choice for class jersey.

Boredom causes u to write weird stuffs and i come across this 7-somethings list... Just some crap stuff but i'll just do it for the fun of it...

7 random facts about me:
-I only play random at DoTa...i don't like -ap games...gets boring...
-Girls are at random but I prefer to think about one. ;-)
-Play random sports though i play floorball a lot.
-I behave randomly but i'm usually quiet and reserved. :-)
-I really dunno much facts about myself.
-I leave the judgement of my being to others be it true or false.
-I'm known by a variety of nicks currently known as KewL.

7 things I plan to do before i die:
-Make those people around me happy.
-Make sure no one cry or get sad when i die.
-Get a wife.
-Get a decent job.
-Get a house to live in.
-Support my family members in time of crisis.
-Live a simple life with minimal problems. :-)

7 things i can't do:
-Drink beer.
-Grow young again.
-Teleport around.
-Become a superhero.
-Reach 2metres in height.
-Fly to the sky.
-Have sex with someone who isn't my wife.

7 things that scare me:
-My death
-My parents death
-My grandparents death
-My sisters death
-My cousins death
-My friends death
-My death certificate (coz if i c it,it means i'm pronounced dead, yet i'm alive to c the certificate!)

7 most important things in my room:
-My 2 floorball sticks.
-My floorball ball
-My floorball bag
-My bed
-My clothes
-My cap
-My school bag?

7 people I'll love to see doing this:
-My mom
-My dad
-My 3 sisters
-Julie
-hmmm.....

Ok done....hmm....Somehow i really could not finish all 7 of each of those tasks easily and had to rack my brains a little to think of them...hmmm.....

2005-11-08T21:28:00.001+08:00

Orange Jersey

2005-11-08T21:28:00.000+08:00

Pink Jersey

2005-11-08T21:27:00.004+08:00

Green Jersey

2005-11-08T21:27:00.003+08:00

Black Jersey

2005-11-08T21:27:00.002+08:00

Blue Jersey

2005-11-08T21:27:00.001+08:00

Grey Jersey

2005-11-08T21:27:00.000+08:00

Red Jersey

2005-11-08T21:26:00.000+08:00

Brown Jersey

2005-11-08T20:37:00.000+08:00

This will be the design for our away jersey...Feel free to comment...

2005-10-17T16:39:00.000+08:00

trying to look cool in some smart shirt...haha~

2005-10-12T18:35:00.000+08:00

This is what you get when you mix Chemical Engineers with Floorball. Chemical Innebandy~

2005-10-12T18:32:00.000+08:00

David Tan...The guy who has goggles as specs...Is that cool or what? haha~ This guy just loves the word "connect" as though it is "*****" lol~

2005-10-12T18:31:00.000+08:00

Handsome Han...Don't you wanna be like him? This guy was my group leader or sumting lyk tat...I forgot what is the proper term...This guy is good but he's a bit tiko as he mostly mixes with the gals and gives them high marks without breaking a sweat! lol~

2005-10-12T18:29:00.000+08:00

Uncle Goh...Otherwise known as Iron Head Goh from the days of Shaolin Soccer...haha~ This guy always has a fierce outlook which never seemed to crumble...

2005-10-12T18:27:00.000+08:00

Reliving the old days of CPTC...Remember this guy? He's pronounciation of each letter is so damn long! lol~ Btw, the drawings are courtesy of Farhan~

2005-10-01T20:55:00.000+08:00

This was supposed to read "Please Return Your Crockery & Cutlery" Now it's a guide for self castration. I think derek needs this. haha!

2005-10-01T20:52:00.000+08:00

He seems to forget where he put his marble...Can someone help him?

2005-10-01T20:50:00.000+08:00

This is what happens when I see too much of someone...:-)

2005-09-17T21:06:00.000+08:00

Words of wisdom.....

A KewL Intelligent Lad once said, "Just Understand. Love Is Euphoric."

2005-09-15T17:55:00.000+08:00

Juz something I thought about as I returned home from school...

I failed to realise,
That my last chance would never materialise,
As "the beauty" I held so high,
Was just dreams i had at night.

I thought I was cool,
But I guess I'm just a fool,
What i came for, I saw,
When I left, I felt sore.

Shy bloke, Cowardly dork,
She's the spoon but I'm not the fork,
I wish I was the key to open the lock,
Not lie in silence till the morgue.

January was when the year began,
Until December shall I end,
Left to rue the chance i had,
I knew i would never get.
End.

Lol. Juz some crap I thought about. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

2005-08-21T23:16:00.000+08:00

Juz an advice to Mustangs...

Whatever that have been stated in the tagboard over at the Mustangs Tabloid may have been true but don't let those words affect you guys. We have a good mix of players both experienced and new but we seldom or never get to train together as a team for the Div2 league. We can neither aim high nor low this league but a 3rd or 4th finish is a respectable position to attain. As for those who didn't get to play much and asked about the two lines, here are my reasons:

1. Injuries and sickness. I've got players who are injured and sick and I don't want to risk them getting worse just because of a game. Your life is more important.
2. Fatigue. We are not as fit as the other players as we don't train at all so i have to conserve all your energy to play. When i give u the chance to play, just run and give your all.
3. Compactness. I need the experienced players to play more to stabilise the game before i let the new ones in. How to play when the 2nd/3rd line always play to the opponents pace even when i keep on saying what u guys are supposed to do?
4. Complacency. I want players to know that they have to fight for their places. Simple.

As for the criticism about it, well, thanks for the advice. But its my team and my players. I have confidence in them and they have confidence in me. As for Azfar, chillz~ You are a very happy guy. U celebrated your first goal for the club with such excitement. Those who didn't, must be living a very sad life. Cheer up ok? :-)

2005-08-16T01:57:00.000+08:00

I failed...A similarity somewhere?

Anybody read the New Paper front page on Monday August 15? Jose Mourinho said "I failed" and weirdly that's what i said to myself too on this blog. haha~ Mere coincidence? Or we're just Jose's from different sport backgrounds? haha~ Well, too bad i dun have an Abramovich anywhere~ hehe~ well, at last my swollen eyelid have burst open letting the swell go down but itz a day of sorts. My right eye goes twitching the whole day while my left has to contend with the swelling which is a bit pain and irritating. I have one big mouth ulcer and a slight headache too. Well,that pretty much sums up as a sick guy but i'd rather say i'm juz a little weak. haha~ aniwae, experiments have gone wild today making nonsensical farting noises due to an error done by me and my group mates. Well, itz the beginning of the week and i'm feeling the blues. I juz want my eyes to heal soon!!!

KewL Singh

2005-08-14T22:16:00.000+08:00

Disappointment....

Not to Mustangs. Juz to myself. I failed. I push myself too hard for u guyz and i end up being disappointed. You guyz haf done extremely well so far to have reached 3rd placing in the conference now when we dont even train regularly and only joined a few months or weeks before the div2 league. You guyz play as told and take each game as a learning experience. I am proud of u guyz and those who have achieved points in the league. What makes us different from other teams is that we don't depend on one person to score or defend ,in fact we depend on everyone to do their part in every position. For those who've yet to get points, chill. We play as a team. Every point earned is achieved by everyone. Come on guyz~ Let's get our morale back up again and give our all against Cornvics next wk~ FORZA MUSTANGS!

Jose KewL

2005-08-13T23:38:00.001+08:00

SWOLLEN EYELID!

Argh! I hate this swollen eyelid. Happens for no apparent reason and now it lookz as though i got punched in some kinda boxing frenly. It doesnt look cool enuf to be from a street fight in fact it lookz horrendous! ergh! haha~ aniwae, One of the days i was going home from sch in the mrt and it juz happened that someone else in the train also have the same problem as me. A swollen eyelid! haha~ Pretty kewl considering we also wear the same coloured shirt sporting a swollen eyelid~ It should be a new fashion statement in the future! haha~ And it happened that we saw twins from sp who are actually triplets! cool~ Firz time i ever seen two of three alike looking people in my life. They happened to be derek's friends but sum how he didnt noe their name so end up we give them names.

Eldest -> Ta Ee (Big 1)
Middle -> Zhong Er (Medium 2)
Youngest -> Xiao San (Small 3)

haha~ calling them in this manner reminds me of the different cup sizes i have to sell to customers! I mean those cup where u put pepsi in! oh yeah, I'm on a testimonial frenzy this time. So to whoever is the lucky (or unlucky one), GD LUCK!

Juz PLain OlD AkiL

2005-08-10T00:56:00.000+08:00

Bad Boy Azfar repents...But a new baddie emerges....

Bad Boy Azfar has miraculously stopped his two-minute streak for every game recently in a game against Genesis. It turned out to be a very clean game for him as he tackled for every ball legally. He also gave a very gd performance with 2 powerful slap shots from half-court which could have turned the game around for Mustangs. It seems that he has at last begun to shrug away his bad boy image and improve more as a player.
However, this good news does not bade especially well for Mustangs as they lost the game and their vice-captain,Adzmin, to turn baddie in the third period as he received a 2-minute penalty for repeated offences. He was not available for comment as he left early with the captain,Rizal, after debriefing which was a steamy affair. A reliable source who was with the Mustangs debriefing witnessed a public expression of affection between the two.

Jie Hong: Although Azfar has improved in the sin-bin department, another player seemed to have picked up where he left off.

Player 1: Yeah! We should congratulate Azfar who had a clean game and not be like the other player.

Player 2: But sayang, I did it all for you!

Player 1: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like our jerseys are red, I'd do it for u too!

Player 2: Ssshh...Shy lah....

Jie Hong: Public affection shall not be tolerated in future. This is especially to senior players who should adhere to the strict rules of this club. Both of you will meet me after this!

This was what the alleged public expression that had taken place during the debriefing. The players identity were kept secret as the privacy of the players have to respected so as not to affect their gameplay. However it is known that they are key players of the team and have had an alleged relationship for 3 years already. Should any additional info be known about this pair, please contact me via tag-board. Thank you.

Maxigence

2005-08-09T00:06:00.000+08:00

Jose KewL breaks his 2 match silence....

Firstly, I would like to say sorry to my players and the fans for keeping quiet during this demanding period. I do know that rumours are rife that I am unhappy with my players at some point of time and some players feel threathened that they may be benched in the next match. This is untrue. In actual fact, I am proud of my players. I would like to congratulate everyone of them for their confidence and desire to succeed. Their determination and discipline in carrying out every plan of mine has been amazing and I could not have wished for a better team of players. Morale has been high and the first loss in the 2nd Division against Genesis did not deter the desire within our ranks to enter the quarter-finals which we have failed to achieve last season. Let's keep this up guys. FORZA MUSTANGS!

Jose KewL

2005-08-08T22:35:00.000+08:00

Jose KewL's First Loss....

Jose KewL kept his trademark silence after the match as reporters try hard to get answers on his first loss. All he said was that he's charges had done extremely well against powerful opponents and "the only way to go from here is up". It was an extremely convincing display of floorball as both sides were treated to both defensive and offensive plays. Mustangs had the few amounts of possession but they made every foray upfront a meaningful one with shots that rarely went off-target. Genesis who had the lion's share of shots and possession were unable to penetrate Mustangs well-organised defence. Credit goes to Genesis for their well-taken half-court shots which gave them their 4-0 win. Mustangs were a little disheartened from this match but they were still confident of their next few matches which could get them into the quarter-finals. Genesis had no qualms whatsoever as they have already qualified for the quarter-finals.

Maxigence

2005-08-04T00:33:00.000+08:00

Slay-K 0-10 SP Mustangs...But it was a no show...

Jose KewL could not be reached for comment on this match as he wasn't present for the post-match conference and neither were Fizzy and Jie hong. Throughout the match, Jose KewL kept quiet and whispered instructions to Jie Hong and said nothing much. It seems he was rather upset by the performance of his players who were definitely out of it. Jose KewL simply disappeared after the match. Fizzy was notably present only on the third period accompanied by 2 unknown gals. He also left as soon as he came and so did the gals. Jie Hong however was with KewL throughout and was trying hard to make the players realise the importance of scoring goals and playing well. But he left in a hurry with a girl who was seen cheering for him on the spectator stands when the match is over but their status together remains unknown.
Mustangs had their goals scored by a brace of two goals each from Dzaki and Hafiz, followed by Hadi,Zaim,Afsal,Andy Choo,Faliq and Shaiful. Currently, Dzaki,Afsal and Shaiful are leading the Mustangs with 3 points each with Dzaki as top scorer with 3 goals. The match was marred by an ugly incident involving the Mustangs captain and Slay-K towards the end of the match which did not result in any injuries. Riot police were called in as fast as possible to prevent any off-the-match incidents.
The Mustangs climbed to 2nd in the standings with their superior goal difference compared to Salibandy and are up against the Mighty ITE Genesis team in a top-of-the-table clash this sunday. From Bird's Eye, who came to all matches under a shroud, has given a timely warning to Mustangs who have not had their feet planted on the ground. A parting shot has also been given to Jose KewL on his tactical play. Will this be sufficient to prove that this Sunday's Clash is no mere walk in the park for Genesis? Stay tuned this Sunday at 6pm on EPSN SportsStar.

Maxigence
Reporter for SPFB F.C

2005-07-31T22:41:00.000+08:00

3-3? 4-3? 4-4? Nvm...In my eyes, SP won...Altho itz juz a frenly....

SP vs TP. A mouth-watering clash of two awakening floorball polytechnics claiming heir to the throne of the strongest floorball polytechnic in Singapore. SP currently is made up of a core of die-hard floorball players plying their trade together for 3 solid years with young talented floorball players coming up their ranks. This strong foundation has made SP a solid team but without a coach the past few years they always came up short in the IVP. TP, however, is a totally different team. Boasting a few national talents and club players, they have begun the IVP on a strong note. Now with a national-level coach, and better club and national players in their ranks, they have become a force to be reckoned with.

The match began on a sour note for SP as they fall behind by 3 goals in the first period as TP ran riot around SP's lines. Each pass and shot found their intended target with only some gd saves by the SP keeper saving SP the blushes. The 2nd period was a much more tense affair as both sides seemed to be at equal strength trading blows to both goalies as they were kept busy making saves from all angles. SP fans erupted in joy as their hard work, cheering paid off via a half-court drag shot from Faliq. Players surrounded him and chanted his name as he celebrated his goal less dramatically this time. Next, was another goal by Farok who diverted a pass from a free hit into the bottom corner as TP began to wonder what went wrong. The 2 goals hit them like a whirlwind as they began to regroup and rediscover their touch. This led to the controversial third period where TP and SP began to search the goal to seal the match or to tie the game. SP didn't wait for long to score the equalising goal via azfar's low slapshot under the despairing keeper's dive. What came next was the controversial part as Mamat attempted a dragshot from a seemingly tight angle which went into the net at the top corner before it bounces out. This led to a TP player dribbling the ball from half-court and scoring a goal after the referee blew her whistle. So, what do you think of the scoreline now? Well,whatever it is, As the coach Bo has said...We won...And congrats goes to Kwee Ann for getting the Man of the Match for the frenly. Keep up the gd work SP. FORZA SP!

Mohd Akil

2005-07-29T01:05:00.000+08:00

Blackout H.L.E.B.

Those words are just to remind myself about some incidents i had during work today. Some got me thinking,some quite weird, some funny. Here's how it goes.

Blackout: I came to work and the lights were on and sales were pretty ok. When i began to start work, counting my cash, a series of blackouts occurred. Each time, the lights went back on, the blackout occurred again and again. Pretty weird stuff. It occurred all the way until i started to take my first order when it suddenly stopped and the lights remained on. Everyone thought it was the fault of the cookpot which were turned off except for a few but we will never know till the technician or mechanic comes over to check it out tmr.

H stands for Horny. This is pretty funny. There's this lady who works at my place who seems to alwaez touch guys butts for no apparent reason. Usually we'll just wave it off or just respond as though its juz a gesture of hi or hello. However, today, one of my colleagues was pretty tired and pissed with the blackout which caused him to work like crazy that made him irritated when this lady kept on touching his butt. In a rage he pinched the lady on the arm and went on with his work. A few minutes later, the lady cried and complained to the manager. In the end, she got scolded by the manager and was told to go back home immediately. Some more she can smile when she got scolded. Smile and cry. one weird lady. I know she's got a screw loose in her head but being horny is another matter tho. lol~

L stands for Lanjiao. Lanjiao in chinese means sunni in tamil which means cock in english. If u all duno, there's this meal called Rancho pockett meal. but this chinese bugger mis-pronounced it as lanjiao. and he said it in chinese so confidently. here's how it goes.

Chinese Bugger: Wo yao i-ke lanjiao. (Translation: I want a lanjiao.)
Me: Lanjiao???
Chinese: Sze. Lanjiao Meal. Huan Sunni. Wo yao Su tiao. (Translation: yes. Lanjiao meal. Change the whipped potato. I want fries)
Me: Lanjiao meal??? *points to the Rancho Meal* Ni yao Rancho meal? Offer...
Chinese: *points to Rancho meal* Lanjiao meal? *nods his head* Wo yao ike.
Me: hao hao. (translation: yes yes.)

I has to stifle my laughter listening to this guy talk so confidently. Lanjiao meal? So u people out there,please learn to pronounce properly.

E actually means indian. This is a real puzzle. Ever hear indians talk? I mean those indians from India. Not the singapore indian tho some do speak like what i'll explain now. They speak so fast in their own language that it makes others heads go bonkers trying to figure out what they are speaking. And the one who listens could pick it up so fast and return the reply at around the same speed. Amazing ryt? The speed is definitely faster than those speaking fast in other languages. Its lyk a concorde to a bicycle. But the weird thing is when they speak english at the same pace, it becomes close to garbage as the listener would have to ask him to repeat over again and again or simple say yes or no or juz nod as tho they understood what they are saying. And if they say it slowly, they articulate the words so well that makes people wanna speak like them. Its like their words are curried making ppl addicted to it. And another thing, U have to speak a bit like them at a slow pace to make them understand what u r saying. Try speaking english at a normal pace and u'll c them rolling their eyes and saying "again?" over and over. haha~ ok,thats a bit exaggerating but yeah u haf to speak slowly to them.

B means boobs. There's this weird thing i dun understand. I've realised this particular thing after some time. Girls who order chicken meals and request for breast meat usually do not have breasts or to put it nicely have very small breasts. Most of them ahz, not all. And Vice-versa. And this is rather irritating for shops who cater to people who order different chicken parts. Just think about it. Singapore is an asian country and its known for its small-breasted girls. I know there are some that are huge but hey,itz a fact that most are small. Armed with this fact, and this hypothesis of mine from above, this would make most shops who cater chicken parts to these girls, bound to lose a lot of money when the leftovers are mostly wings. And for those who duno, chickens are not humans thus they only have one breast. So there is only one breast for every 2 wings. So for every customer who eats one breast, there must be 2 customers who are willing to take the wings which is pretty much impossible. And one thing to make it clear. I'm not a pervert who looks at gal breasts to get high or sumting. Its just that i'm curious that why chicken breasts are such hot stuffs among singaporean women because one thing's for sure, singaporean guys love thighs which i've yet to form a hypothesis why. Not all guys love thighs but from the 3 years i've been working that's what i've seen so far. Got any suggestions?

Some chicken part facts: Chicken Breasts are the healthiest part of the chicken as there is no fats in it. However, it doesnt taste nice and eating too much of it make make ppl vomit. Chicken things are the complete opposite of breasts. Ribs are the least filling among the other chicken parts but has the most flavour as it absorbs most of the flavour from the marinate. It also appeals to animals as it contains alot of bones and this is proven from the no. of customers i had buying chicken ribs at a cost of $2.30 for their dog. Drums are chicken legs which are shunned by the white but embraced by the black. Pardon the pun but its reallie true. Its the fastest to eat coz simply itz juz white meat around a single bone. Wings are basically for kids who juz wanna try out chicken. Get a kid a wing and they'll be hooked to it. Dun let them grow up on wings tho. They won't try other parts when they are older. They'll only begin to try it only when they are at KFC. ;-)

2005-07-28T12:44:00.000+08:00

Animal Bust-up in TheBlog!

Rumours are rife that a few mustangs are currently unhappy with the attitude of some squirrels and this has brought about a war of words in TheBlog. Ever since mustangs maiden victory over them, the squirrels have been restless and could not accept the defeat. Chancing upon TheBlog, they began to criticise on certain mustangs and even question the interviews by reporters. Some could not even accept the reports. It has really been a saddening experience by members of TheBlog and some have resigned to prevent further attacks such as death threats to certain reporters. We at SPFB F.C extend our help to those involved and hope this matter will simmer down.

Maxigence

2005-07-25T00:05:00.001+08:00

MUSTANGS! MUSTANGS! MUSTANGS! MUSTANGS!

The deafening cheers of the Mustangs reveberated around the hougang sports hall as they celebrated their 4-1 victory over NP Squirrels. The crowd were amazed and thrilled by the Mustangs pace and tactical superiority over NP Squirrels that some supporters from the NP side could be heard cheering for Mustangs. This could not be helped as rumours have been circulating within the division 2 league fans that Mustangs have the most cute and handsome guys in the league. A player from Mustangs was asked by the match secretary,

Match Secretary: Who's the player no.18?
Mustang Player: Ohh,that gay? He's name is Noor.
Match Secretary: Gay? Noor? *Shocked Face*
Mustang Player: hehehehehehehehe........

The Mustang player's name have been kept secret to ensure anonymity of our sources. We have also received additional info that the 2-goal hero of the Mustangs, Rizal, had left the scene early despite efforts of numerous reporters who were gushing for an interview.

Reporter: Rizal, How do u feel after u scored both splendid goals?
Rizal: Get lost. I've a plane to catch!
Reporter: This would take only a few minutes.
Rizal: **** off!

The serious tone of his voice have lead many reporters to believe that he's an arrogant lad. Many gals who were scrambling for his autograph were left puzzled by his explosive attitude and have taken a slight dislike to his attitude.

Another Mustang player have also been seen leaving early in his shorts as a mob began to appear at the sports hall. It has been reported that the mob were there to take revenge on him as he was a known trouble-maker and he has so far raked up 3 2-min penalties in 2 games. The player has declared in The Blog that he would shake off his bad-boy image in the div2 league this season but it seems that he's words held little meaning. Hopefully, he has reached home safe and sound with his jersey,shorts and body in one piece. :)

Maxigence
Reporter for SPFB.

2005-07-17T01:48:00.000+08:00

Mustangs 4 - 1 Termites
(0-1)(2-0)(2-0)

Mustangs did well today against the highly experienced Termites who used to play in division 1. They may have started jittery and scared of their opponents but as soon as they got into the mood, the gameplan was carried out smoothly. Although we had an early setback in the first period, Mustangs never gave up and came out fighting every single minute to get their well-deserved goals in the 2nd and 3rd periods. Khairi and Afsal were the unsung heroes of the match as their running into space and movement got them their first points of the div2 league. The freshies once again have performed well and deserved to be called as Mustangs. From now on, together, We are Mustangs! FORZA MUSTANGS!

Jose KewL

2005-07-17T01:35:00.000+08:00

Jose KewL hires new backroom staff!

Jose KewL has made no delay in signing on backroom staff before the transfer window closes in mid-season. He has signed long-time friend and current MusBoyz team mate,Fizzy, as his assistant coach to bolster Mustangs tactical know-how in the league this season. Fizzy who had once been top goal scorer in division 2 could provide the extra cutting edge in the Mustangs squad. It has also been known that Fizzy is very secretive and seldom shows up on the mustangs bench. Therefore any photos or interviews with him has been stalled. However, with these two dynamic duos at the helm, SP Mustangs will have a bright future.

2005-07-15T23:42:00.000+08:00

Latest Acquisition from F.C Sporto!

Sp Mustangs have managed to lure Jose Kewl from European Cup winners F.C Sporto yesterday at an undisclosed fee. It was rumoured that Jose Kewl would extend his current contract at F.C Sporto yesterday but he snubbed the offer as the current agreement could not be negotiated further. He has been closely linked to a number of clubs including Really Madrid, Womenchester United and AC/DC Mee Lan. He is also highly rated by a sports critics around the world and a recent article by Floorballnet.com stated that "Jose KewL is the youngest ever coach to haf lead a team to the European Cup. Absolutely Brilliant!". However, every coach also has his fair share of criticism. Among them includes an unnamed source from innebandy365.com which stated that "Jose coached because he could not play floorball!!! haha!!!" while another quoted " KewL? He's just bull. He's just a one-hit wonder."

We tried to interview him recently over his recent signing of Rapper Zaa-rule as his personal assistant but could only get through Zaa-rule as he was busy getting ready his team for the game on saturday.

Reporter: Zaa-rule...With this new job of yours, would u quit rapping and writing rap poems for the public?

Zaa-rule: I shall not comment on this. This interview is purely on Mr Jose KewL and his club SP Mustangs.

Reporter: Ok. Sorry about that. I would like to ask how did u get to become Jose's assistant when there are reports that he prefers working alone and hates help from others?

Zaa-rule: Mr Jose is not as what has been described in the tabloids. He is a peace-loving man and loves making friends. I am indeed lucky to be his assistant and would like to thank him for having faith in me.

Reporter: hmm...i see...Rumours has it that the fee is undisclosed because SP Mustangs did a "tapping up" on Jose. F.C Sporto has filed a complaint to the I.F.F. Is this true?

Zaa-rule: I have my full support for Jose and SP Mustangs. The past shall not stand in our way.

Reporter: How about Jose's attitude of always being full of himself and not being able to shut up during matches?

Zaa-rule: In actual fact, Jose is humble and quiet. I hope u will not malign my boss any more in the next question.

Reporter: Sorry. I was just quoting from the tabloids.

Zaa-rule: I shall not continue this interview. For the privacy of my boss, I end this interview.

Zaa-rule was short and swift in his words. He left in a huff over the lack of respect from the reporter who seemed to criticise Mr Jose relentlessly. Hopefully, SP Mustangs performance will change the reporter's mind.

2005-07-15T12:52:00.000+08:00

A fantastic start to an ardous campaign to div2.....

Sp Mustangs had a great outing against Rp Salsaz yesterday at Pasir ris Primary as they begin their campaign in div 2 with their second friendly in a week. It was a blast as several tactical changes were done after the friendly against cornvics a few days before. The first period was a tense affair as the pace of the game began to increase. Hafiz broke the deadlock in the firz period with a well-taken goal as Mustangs began to get in the groove.

In the 2nd period,the Rp defence began to crack under relentless pressure and swift counter-attacks as they began to crumble. Sp got into a comfortable scoreline in the 2nd period as Rp took a goal to try to steady themselves from the oncoming onslaught.

3rd period is when u cud c Mustangs finest moments. Mamat's goal from outside the box from swift switching with shaiful was nice movement. Hafiz unselfishness to take his fourth goal was another classic as he laid off for a simple tap-in for Zaim. The freshies were on fire as they ruled the goal-scoring with Shazwan bagging another 2 goals via gd work from Azfar. This is Mustangs.

The next period is one of grave concern due to lack of horsepower. This matter should be addressed a.s.a.p. And one more thing, THIS IS JUZ A FRIENDLY. KEEP UR SPIRITS AND MORALE HIGH FOR THE NEXT AND UPCOMING MATCHES. I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY COMPLACENCY.

Jose KewL
Coach of SP Mustangs

2005-07-12T22:59:00.000+08:00

The pic shown above is Afsal. One of the foreign signings brought in from last year to bolster SP's IVP squad. He hails from one of the more tumultous regions of India which results in his sheer size and lack of fear of opponents. His recent interview with THEBLOG was typical of his short answers but do not undermine that as arrogance. He is known to be the most humble among the 5 recent swoop of pasirians that were signed recently by SP Mustangs. As shown on the pic above, it is customary practise for players like him who reside in India to recite the "Bandysutra" with your stick on the ground to bless the rink with luck on his team's side.

From today onwards, with regular updates from sp-mustangs.blogspot.com, we here at SPFB F.C will give player infos as well as inside knowledge on key players. Keep a lookout for Juicy Details such as players who are always asleep no matter where they are and players who are reportedly gay!

2005-07-12T03:18:00.000+08:00

To your left is a model from Umbro showing off their latest jersey incorporating the new technology Vapatech where perspiration is immediately drawn away from your skin so that it evaporates faster into the air. The model is also showing off the Mustangs logo on the left of his jersey which have been redesigned from the big rectangle logo which used to rest on the belly of previous jerseys.

I would also like readers to keep up with the current news updates at sp-mustangs.blogspot.com on players as well as their team managers. Congratulations to Mohd Azfar and Mohd Za'im for gaining entry into the 2nd round of trials for the U-19 national trials. As for Riduwan, your 2 mth wages have been suspended due to your negligence in public. Any more nonsense from you, will result in further fines and may result in expulsion from SP.

Evangelista Torricco.
Manager of SP Floorball.

P.S For viewers who wanna download wallpapers of the model or his different poses during the shoot, please click on the thumbnails below.

2005-06-30T00:36:00.000+08:00

Been pretty stressed out lately...Considering my future...Thinking of pulling out of my club for my whole academic third year coz i need the time to concentrate a little on my studies and get a little space to breathe. Need time to go to work too coz i earn so little and time to play enjoyable floorball with the sp floorball people. But nvm...I'll think abt tat later.

Aniwae, I'm juz feeling so pissed wif the blardy rat that juz went into the house and made a blardy commotion out of my mum who began scolding everyone else except herself for causing the rat to enter the house. I could still remember the time it happened before and i used my old radical floorball stick to whack it with a dragshot and a slapshot out of my home. That i didnt hit with anger and power caused i juz want it out of my home. Today, luckily, i didnt have a stick in my hand juz a mop to prod it out of the house. Though it is smaller than the one before, this one was more furrier and had a shorter tail. sorta lyk a different species. But if it does come again, i can just imagine grabbing it,squeezing and squashing it with my bare hands till its eyes fall out of its sockets while its body thrashes abt as the blood oozes down my arm. :)

Training with the freshies was pretty ok i guez. firz tym conduct trg wif nuting in mind coz i thought jie hong would be there by 4 which wasnt the case so i told wan to conduct drills after the necessary jogs and sprints. Then the freshie gals came along for trg as well so me and jie hong played some drills with them which turned out into an "ole" fiesta in the end. played a short game with the guys as well which was reallie short coz dzak merely had to dispossess a player and dribble the ball into goal after riduwan juz conceded a free hit. aniwae, turned out pretty fine playing in the rain coz it doesnt reallie destroy the blades much instead it smoothes it sorta lyk a buffering machine. Aniwae, hope u guyz haf some fancy dribbles to show off to the school soon coz there's gonna be a exhibition match in August. Details will be given later.

I am not what I am underneath, It's what I do that defines me. -from Batman Begins.

2005-06-24T01:01:00.000+08:00

Well, been pretty tired. Tuesday was quite a spoiler coz the flob guys and I went to watch Batman Begins at PS halfway coz of some small electrical fire on the 2nd and third floor. Farhan thought it was some firedrill like in secondary school while Riduwan thought it was some break as tho we were watching some long hindustan movie. The rez of us were pretty kewl taking 2 seats each per person and watch the people move to the back of the cinema. This laid-back attitude of us made sure we were one of the last few to leave the theatre and enjoy the whitish fumes in PS. Further info on this will not be disclosed as pictures of our mini-adventure will soon be uploaded at Riduwan's blog.

Wednesday was pretty tough. Had Moose training which turned into a surprise training friendly against the fit Saints of NUS. Pretty tiring and had a bad overall performance but hafiz and me got a goal each to steady ourselves. Went home only to research and compile plant design till 3am. Coma-ed and Die-ed till couldn't wake up the next day for class and came juz in time to present the research.

Today, basically FYP stuffs. Gonna do line tracing of the plant and literature research on stuffs i haven't learnt yet. Gonna make Gantt Chart for a yr in two weeks time. and one month of year 3 has just passed. Time do fly...

2005-06-21T00:07:00.000+08:00

Moosemen Training is back on track once again at NUS starting from this week. If i go for school training on Wednesday and go to Moosemen Training after that, I'll probably won't be alive on Thursday. If i go for school training on saturday morning and go to Moosemen Training after that, I'll end up the same way on Sunday. Aniwae, It's sure gonna be tough juggling trainings with work and school too. Probably gonna go to a training each first and see how it goes. Work is probably gonna be cut out to once a week or probably once in two weeks which is equivalent to earning nothing much. FYP got a little held back today since my lecturer in charge got high fever and won't be back for a few days. Whee~ Let's check my schedule.

Monday: school,den work. Start 10am,End 12am.
Tuesday: school till 4. Free!!!
Wednesday: school den trg. Start 11am, End 11pm.
Thursday: School till 4. Free!!!
Friday: school den Fyp. Start and end is unknown,depends on weeks.
Saturday: Training. Start 12pm to 8pm.
Sunday: Training. 2pm to 8pm.

Weee! Tuesday and Thursday is rilek day! And Tuesday begins Now! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

2005-06-19T01:54:00.000+08:00

For all u folks out there who wanna try a little brain-teaser or just an online game try-out, go and try this game. Petals around the Rose. Don't worry if u can't solve it coz even Bill Gates took abt an hour and a half to solve it. Lucky i took less time than that. :) haha~ haf fun!

Petals Around the Rose

2005-06-17T21:57:00.000+08:00

After some adjustments to my blog, now i duno wad to post. Dun haf much idea since there's nothing much that happened recently. maybe i'll post a few new and kewl blades from some brands such as EXEL,ZONE,SPEEDHOC and JOLLY. Check out karhu's new stick at the bottom of my blog too.

Exel's new orange blade. I think its called the Sensor blade or something.

Zone's new pink blade. Duno wadz the name but the grooves at the bottom makes it good for outdoor use.

Speedhoc's pure white blade. Doesn't look reallie nice but i like white blades.

Jolly's new blade. Plain white blade but the first i've seen with holes in them.

Check out sticks from Kronstrand. They are mostly in black but it looks very professional and is designed and manufactured in Sweden unlike other sticks. hehe~ It even has a stick called LEGEND which seems fit for Mr Taugeh. Check out the link below.

-=]Kronstrand[=-

2005-06-15T01:32:00.000+08:00

For trainings on wednesdays, I will not be present on odd weeks coz i'll be working. However, on even weeks i'll be present for physical training. Saturdays and Sundays i'll alwaez be present except for the coming 26th coz i haf religious class exam which i can't skip since i've postponed it b4.

Just a moment of thought....
Someone: If u haf one wish in this world, what would u want?
Me: Limitless energy for floorball and studies. Coz all i do in life now is these two stuffs.
Someone: *moment of silence* *mumbles fast*
Me: What is it again?
Someone: I wanted to ask u another question but i dun want to now.
Me: Huh? What is it? Trick question? I answered wrongly juz now?
Someone: Ermmm...nothing...juz nothing...
Me: ok.
Someone: Nvm. Juz something that struck my mind.
Me: ok. *blur-ed*

Juz wondering wad question was that abt when i had a conversation with that person. Coz it seemed pretty weird. Nvm lahz. My mind's tired aniwae. I wanna go sleep now. Ciaoz~

2005-06-13T23:09:00.000+08:00

Well, My comp is back to normal once again so i'm back to blog again~ Well, I'm getting tired of blogging as fast as my comp starts going crazy lyk alwaez. Ever since the first tym my blog went down, my desire to blog began to fade away wif it. So, i'll blog only when i haf some free tym or when i got nuting else better to do ahz k?

First things first, I would like to thank all SPFB senior players for electing me as captain to lead u guys towards this coming IIVP. I hope all of u are happy with the result and cooperate with me. All i want to see from u guys is committment and teamwork including the team spirit that have kept us strong as a team in every training or friendly. I believe that we,as a team, can achieve honours this season and hopefully increase the standard of SP Floorball as a whole. FORZA SP!

Mohd Akil

2005-05-24T20:58:00.000+08:00

2nd Day of working.....

I juz wonder....Y is it old ppl alwaez come up and talk to me lyk long tym frenz while young ppl dun dare approach me coz i look fierce and unfriendly? Sian-ed~ Juz the 2nd day of work and some new floor staff of kfc approach me,talk abt duno wad abt wdlds Mac speak english campaign den offer me oranges dat she got for free from her frenz. Being the friendly sort, i juz accept lahz~ She say the others all dun wan or dun eat oranges. I c her so kelian so juz take lor~
Aniwae, had one helluva stressed day even tho there wasnt much of a crowd. I was considered reallie new lahz so i was a little blur2 dat day do base behind the cashiers. Then suddenly haf to teach this new guy who juz came in to work ahz~ I tot he like ok2 person ahz~ can teach and talk cock at the same tym~ But i was wrong lor~ He's actually a mentally challenged guy who nids a lot of attention and a lot of practise. He hearing oso a bit weak lor~ My female colleague herself cannot tahan him so bo liao i haf to teach him~ He quite slow at learning but can c he very enthusiastic abt work. Sum more he alwaez wanna practise until got so many fries wasted coz gotta throw since itz past the holding time, which means its alredi soggy or not fresh animore. He also likes to repeat evriting to himself lyk a robot and alwaez do thingz with one hand behind his back. Weird guy ahz~ but it'll be worth it if he becomes competent and able to work well here. Well, guez i haf to endure him till tmr~ Tmr, more worse...Muz teach him to toast burgers! argh!!!!!

2005-05-23T23:05:00.000+08:00

Woooo~ Firz day of WORK~~ (after duno how many monthz neva work...haha~)

Woooo~ Long time neva go work at KFC yet i never felt missing it till i stepped into it. Everything was the same. Juz lyk the laz tym i left that place. But wadz different were the other staff. My old colleagues were no more either living life elsewhere leaving behind the place where they began earning money or basically gone to greener pastures. Even the stinking toilet gave fond memories of where i used to cramp in there with a few others lyk coolies changing into our uniforms. Life was like before as i chatted wif my manager reliving work as a noob cashier. Talked a bit wif the new staff but felt a bit awkward lahz coz i work so long yet i like noob with these new batch of people. But they very frenly lahz, can joke ard talk cock.

The early parts of the day were really quite boring. My firz customer was a hot malay model-like chick who sumhow couldnt see me and went to my female colleague on my left who was farther than me and ordered her meal from her! Argh! Well, at least i get to c her beauty without much hassle. Weee! haha~
After that,was basically crap ahz as the queue juz couldnt stop diminishing. Sheesh~ There were only two cashiers lehz! Sian-ed~ Some more BASE was a noob so it was up to the cashiers to handle customers and my colleague was going crazy complaining abt duno wad mumbling whispering lyk some cult practitioner. haha~ Maybe my customers were pretty ok today i guez. One indian guy even waited coolly for his Zinger for about close to 15 minutes! I had to assure him several times and even had to say sorry several times. Well,he's one cool dude i guez~ He didnt even complain nor request for aniting extra~ KewL~ respect this kinda patient ppl~
Next,was this malay auntie with some ang moh gal who ordered sumting in english as tho i was Chinese. I mean she reallie pronounced the words reallie well as tho i duno lyk tat lehz~ Suddenly the ang moh gal said "dier melayu lahz" which meant he's malay lahz~ The auntie got shocked and saw my name tag and say "sorry2". She tot i was chinese. So i continued my normal way of taking their order and began packing their meals when the auntie began to talk to me ask abt my age and whether i'm skooling and duno wad stuff~ The ang moh gal beside her was lyk hiding her face and telling the auntie to keep quiet. I was blurred so juz continue talking and packing. Then i asked the auntie, whether the ang moh gal wan to order, she say she order her self and juz smiled. I bo pian so juz follow lor~ then i ask her in english wad she wan,she say she juz wan the same as the auntie. So i say lahz, y neva say earlier, I can packed together mahz. then the auntie say she want to talk to me lor. I sian-ed. Then the auntie say the gal her niece,her father ang moh, and duno wad lahz. I bo-pian juz listen and pack lahz. The auntie some more ask me when else i work lehz~ I so sian-ed i juz pack fast and give the whole thing. Coz u noe wad? The gal not my type lor! haha~ I not very choosy lahz but she lyk so big ahz~ not fat but big~ Big as in not so big but big for me ahz~ She's more of Farhan type ahz~ Mixed~ Tall, got face ahz~ Anywae, I juz so sian-ed got people wan to introduce niece to me lor~ some more when i working~ Customers all c me lor~ Sian-ed~
Got some customers especially the indian ones reallie give me headaches. I dun mean any offence but they lyk to change their orders a lot. Not the Singaporean ones ahz~ They lyk come to the cashier, show smug face, place order usually zinger meal then say "eating here" in deep -voice-thinking-himself-hunky and go stare at ur puny face. Then when u finish packing, they start to change not once,not twice,not thrice and the list goes on. Sian-ed~ The only trick i noe how to deal wif them is to be firm and juz stare at them back. But dun overdo it or u'll cause a riot. :) Practise makes perfect~
Another batch that gives u headaches are the old chinese aunties. They scrutinise u for so long from the queue and deem u whether u are fit to take their order or not. If not, they'll go to the next and c who's the best to take the order. Then, they go up to u, ask a lot of questions abt prices. And i mean a wide range from drinks to side orders and the meals. And in the end, when all ur saliva, is deposited on the counter in front of u, they say, "I want the $2.55 meal" which is the cheapest meal on the menu, or "I want black coffee" which is one of the cheapest drinks in the menu, or "WA LAU WAY~ All so expensive~ Dun wan lahz~ So cheap den so small sum more~" and walk off in a huff~ Sian-ed~
Apeks are one of the most frenly customers~ They come up to u order simple Kopi-o and talk lyk old frenz. Sumtymz they even stayback till nyt juz to haf a chat wif the crew~ Their usually retired people who haf no family juz wanna chill their tym off~ Pretty kewl bunch~
Well, I do haf some other work stuffz which i can talk abt endlessly here but sumhow can't reallie remember much ahz~ otherwise u all may get bored either way~

2005-05-21T22:34:00.000+08:00

Se7en~ The Seven Deadly Sins. "Let he who is without sin try to survive"

This movie is good. Though not much gore but the thrill of watching the unravelling of a serial killer's insane mindset is really nice. Methodical,precise and patient. He even has a library of his own thoughts and extensive research on the seven deadly sins. He even planned his own death in the end due to his own sin where he envies the cop's life. And the amazing thing is he finished the last two sins so easily like killing two birds with one stone.

Seriously, i do admire the minds of these serial killers. They are different,yet special and are unable to be regarded as common kind like us. They come and go leaving behind an impact that is more forceful than any president or influential man. They create cults and whatnots that operate the underground so well that no one could touch them. How do they do that? What's their specialty? Why are they here? Who are they? and Where do they come from? Magic? All i know is that each one of them gives us all a lesson. That every single object or thing is here for a reason. A reason that we all may not know but here to be taken as an example as deemed fit. Therefore,appreciate everything u hold dear. They may be gone in an instant. Oh yeah, and i juz realised one thing, no one is free from any sin so dun try to survive. haha~

btw,any more of these kind of detectives solving serial killer movies? Recommend them to me. thanks~

2005-05-19T17:22:00.000+08:00

The tale of a Monk And a Toad.

Today is the battle of the Toad and the Monk over who haven't sucked their mother's ****.( censors haf to be done to ensure the safety of voyeurs.) haha~
The toad walked up to the Monk and said, "wad did u say abt my mum ahz? (jap accent) "
The Monk said " Amitabha. I'm sorry for what i have said. Please forgive me"
The Toad said " I dun care. U haf sinned. Face my wrath!"
The Monk said "Amitabha."
The Toad attempts a gay punch to the monk's neck with a "hiyak!" and the monk swiftly gave a buddha's fist to the side of his head. However,the brawl soon ended as several monks and toads dispersed the pair away from each other. That is why a toad is never seen with a monk and a monk is never seen hurting a toad. The End.

haha~ This story does not result in hurt to any human or creature. For buddhists out there,this is meant as a joke. Thank you for your kind cooperation. :)

2005-05-19T17:13:00.000+08:00

End of CPTC.......

Well,its soon gonna be the end i guez. Sianz~ Do exam paper then play daidee for awhile. I and Ah bao stayed so long until the rez all sian but luckily Albasri came along and said no daidee. so end up talk cock at training room. Then end up play basketball outside in the hot sun.

Team A: Cannon,Ah bao and FArhan.
Team B: You-Kill-Kwang.
Team C: Adzmin, Wee Hong, Chin Siang.

And gues who won???? Team B lor!!!! Ultimate team lor. Wa lau Way~ Team A and C buang lor! Wakhkahkahakhakhakhakha~ Siand-ed. I play without slippers and end up blisters on my feet. haha~ The ground like hot lava sia! Sum more i firz tym play basketball so anyhow play lor. But very fun. Wasted couldnt play longer coz Tong Tar come liaoz. Sheesh. Tmr graduation day alredi. NO MORE CPTC! Haiz................

2005-05-18T13:10:00.000+08:00

Juz a story i wanna put here coz i juz wanna c the opinions of others when this happens.

Cast:

A -> A straightforward guy who speaks his mind. A sharp-tongued joker.
B -> A small coward who talks more nonsense than an empty vessel.
C -> A bimbo who talks without thinking.
D -> A guy who stands up for his fren.

B was doing his usual talk-a-lot-thinking-he's-better-than-others. He had to eat his own words in the end and everyone was mocking him. A as per normal started his usual joking (abt B) to his mates making them laugh. C then came along heard A's words and was angry. C went on to report to B who knew who said that. B started to fake going after A several times asking others to pull him back. This instigated D who was with him at that time and he went after A. No fight evolved tho coz D was pulled back before anything happened.

So wadya think? A,B,C is definitely in the wrong. But without A, Life would be serious shit and fun would neva haf existed. B? He's basically redundant to me. All he has is a mouth full of crap. What made him survive is friends who are willing to stand up for him. C? Basically, i have nothing to say abt C. The description says enuf abt her. Any more would make her equivalent to an amoeba.

Wad actually i wanna say here is joking no matter how sharp it is to ur mum,dad, or whoeva older, does it really matter? Unlez u make it to ur own mum,dad or whoeva older, then itz a different story. but if it is others who do that, is there anything wrong? I juz dun understand it reallie. Joke wadeva u want lahz. Itz neva funny towards the person intended that's true but for the person to get angry? for wad? Is ur mum,dad or whoeva older affected? No. Is ur mum,dad or whoeva older lyk what the joke is about? No. Coz It never was or gonna be. They are the best people in the world and no words can do anything to them. So stop being so serious and take these jokes in ur stride. If u are the person who got it, u could juz laugh it off or make a mild joke about it. Life is simple. Keep it that way. Peace.
For ur info, i ever got it myself and i neva had anyone stand up for me. I did not retaliate instead i juz laugh it off and left the scene. That's y i regard B as a lucky guy who should learn to shut himself up and learn from it.

Like wad Tupac Amaru Shakur has quoted:
"Its time we stop worrying, and get angry you know? But not angry and pick up a gun, but angry and open our minds."

2005-05-14T23:57:00.000+08:00

Shaun of the dead RAwkz big TIMe!

This movie rawkz! It came out last yr though i didnt hear abt it. I thought it was some horror genre that would freak ani1 out. Turned out it was a romantic,horror,gore comedy which was great! It has all the genres in one and still it doesnt turn out lyk rojak~ Here's some parts which reallie are fun to watch but there's one thing tho, there is more explicit words here than anywhere else. These are spoilers. Dun read them if u wanna c it.

1. Gal spotted in the garden. They throw stones to get her attention. She turns and attempt to gnaw at their necks. one of them went to get a camera to get a pic of her trying to gnaw at his fren's neck~

2. Skewered her at a broken pole sticking out from the ground.

2. Tried to kill her using Those old large black cds. They even had tyme to choose which one~

3. Skewered another old zombie thru the stomach using the swing support at the playground.

4. Played whack the zombie with cue sticks with the music on and the gals bopping away at the music. End up they electrocuted the zombie at the jukebox!

5. Some guys stomach got torn open,entrails pulled out,gnawed at while his frenz tore out both his legs and use them as weapons! ULTIMATE GORE!

Those are some of the parts i liked. Sounds lame and sadistic but there are reallie lots of those parts in it. And some romantic parts worth watching.

Some quotes:

U're not useless when nothing works for u. AT least u've tried u're very bez.

The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation by Bertrand Russell.

And this is what will be what we will be based on for this IIVP. FORZA SP!

2005-05-13T11:43:00.000+08:00

Jiwang Mood~ Longed For Love~

I was so close and near,
yet it felt so far,
If i had no fear,
I would have held u dear.

The cold aircon chill,
The gloomy night still,
Yet i could still feel,
The love i seal.

A waft of your flowing hair,
smells so sweet like a pear,
Even at night you look so fair,
ohh...how i wish we were a pair.

Looking beyond the bay,
across the glittering lights beyond,
You are like a sunray,
lighting up my bleak everyday.

Sometimes,praise is all i do,
Actions neither done nor made,
I'm like a fool from primary school,
leaving everything to fate.

Anticipating the future ahead,
Kills the present move i made,
I could have something said,
Lest, she'll ignore me for dead.

If u didn't notice before,
The stanza had my initial,
Confused like a boar,
'Cause of someone special.

:)

2005-05-05T22:35:00.000+08:00

SPORTS DAY!

well, not really sports day but it was close enuf tho. The day started with PSV Eindhoven vs AC Milan at 2.35am. It was a very gd match but looked quite predictable from the start when PSV's keeper seemed shaky for the big game. They also had to close down a 2-0 lead that AC Milan had over them in the 1st leg. However, their speedy tricky South Koreans, Lee Young Pyo and Park Ji Sung were intent on getting the early goal to keep the AC Milan attack back. Park Ji Sung took the lead first with a thunderous shot from a bobbling loose ball which shot all the way to the top of the back of the net. Van Bommel was controlling the midfield well with the vastly experienced Cocu and kept Kaka and Seedorf quiet. Lee Young Pyo and Jefferson Farfan also had a field day against Cafu and Paolo Maldini respectively. A double thumbs up goes to Paolo Maldini when he tried to prevent a bicycle kick from VoH with his head which received full impact from the flying leg!!!! WAKHAKAHKAHAKHAKHAKHA~ They deserved that really coz they were really so laid back as tho they had won the champions league alredy~ A header by Cocu in the 2nd half made the game an exciting game as another goal would teach AC Milan a lesson. But when lady luck lost itz shine, a simple cross and a glancing header left PSV with two goals to crawl to the final. Cocu replied with a goal immediately after that, but it wasnt enough as AC Milan proceeded to the final. Sometimes, undeserving people just gets evriting.

what,i meant by sports day wasn't that actually. coz CPTC should now be renamed as Cool Place To Chill coz of the number of people who play at the basketball court more than do pracs at the plant. hehe~ I myself and the others played captains ball for abt an hour with a rematch of team POWERPUFF and ADZRICA~ Ulrica was the heroine of the day when she could convert almost every shot of hers into goal! Bubbles seemed quite shocked at firz but after getting the groove on the game, she began to show her prowess as netball queen by scoring a few goals to beat the in-form Ulrica. soon we were joined by Jie Ting and Derek to play 3 on 3 full court captains ball which was very fun until the rain decided to fall. Derek got to score a goal tho! Derek PRO!

Next was Daidee which i hadnt played for so long i cant even remember aniting abt it. Sucked at it but played it for about an hour or so since we had nuting better to do.

Soccer was more fun! Skillful Ah bao was together with Geek Captain and Cannon while Adzminesta,me and farhan was in the other. We started pretty well by nutmeg-ing each other for fun and trying not to end up falling on the slippery surface. then, farhan and the geek left and in came farok and kwang hong. Soon, it got dark and we couldnt see much of the court so we end up falling here and there. Firz up,was me falling once by own team mate and another by Kwang hong which left me tumbling over and over. Next, was a super somersault by Kwang Hong when he slipped and fall near the end of the court. We burst out laughing lyk siao as he tried to get up from the fall. his white shirt also had a nice design at the side with streaks of black and brown. Artistic~ haha~ well, had a great workout ahz~ Hope to have more~ Then, we'll be fit people by the end of CPTC!

2005-05-05T03:42:00.000+08:00

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo~ Feel lyk blogging today coz CPTC altho with itz dull lectures and stuff seems pretty fun actually with the whole class of 21. U reallie cannot find urself not laughing when we're all around goofing around lyk a bunch of idiots,talking cock and wadeva stuff. Today, alredi is one hell of a day. Let's try to begin with a sequence of events.

12pm.
As u can c,we are alredi late for C....P....T....C...., coz the bus broke down and could not come on time. End up i was playing with a paper aeroplane which glided in the air backwords due to the aerodynamics i have applied to the flaps at the back of the wings. Accidentally kena Evan so i stop playing coz dun wan to embarrass myself lyk small kid play paper aeroplane alone. lolz~ Then we decided to watch people ice-skate above the entertainment centre,the few of us tho,coz the gals didnt wanna end up chasing for the bus. Adzmin,ah bao,Cs,cannon and me end up instead to the arcade to watch some top class dancer dancing the para2 lyk a pro. Ah bao as usual the candid joker,took a seat beside the dancer and bopped his head to the music. The rez were staring at his unique dance moves lyk he's an animal from the zoo. Suddenly, he looked at ah bao as tho bao crazy lyk tat then scratch his head and take out his wallet. Ah bao tot wad happened,then he look at the screen......"STAGE FAILED" WAKHAKHAKAHAKHAKAHAKAHKA! The 5 of us were laughing away lyk siao bcoz that's not the only funny thing. He's unique dance move was moving his hands around without moving his head or body! Damn straight sia! haha~ and one more thing, he look lyk YOU CHANG! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WE very boh liao so we take video of him dancing hoping to show the rez but end up the vid quite blurry. Maybe nxt tym ahz~ We all go dance beside him! haha~

2pm.
Lectures haf ended and we haf to do practical that is to light the furnace. Cannon cannot tahan do the prac without food and was groaning away while Derek was the usual self disturbing Cannon. We opened the damper fully for my grp and watched the rez do wadeva that's gotta be done. Derek revealed that he's been bullied by his younger bro who alwaez wears his shirt without permission. some more we were imagining how his brother alwaez torture him at home tatz y he lyk dun mind we disturb him. Sissy Cheong. lolz~ when itz our turn to light the furnace, he couldnt even see the fire at all. end up Mr handsome Han has to explain to him how to look at the SAF-T-Eye. haha~ Derek2...poor thing...

4pm.
Go eat together at the cafeteria. Over there, ulrica disturb kh on his hair on how it needs to be addressed so that he can look handsome. lolz. Kh ended up sleeping one corner while Derek rummaged thru ulrica's wallet and we could all laugh at the neoprints she took. hehe. Cannon oso opened Yx wallet and we all laugh at her young pic which look reallie different from wad she is now. hehe~

5pm.
Play Captain's ball. actually we played duno wad,den end up playing captain's ball. 3 a side, The Pros featuring KewL,Adminesta and Felicia....and the Cons featuring I-cannot-run cheong, I-cannot-shoot Ulrica and the bull-dozing cannon! haha~ Slick passing from the pros resulted in many goals by the skilful Felicia showing off her netball skills. Cannon was doing lyk-wise at the other end wif bull-dozing tactics until he sian. Derek, walk ard neva ask for ball lyk taking a stroll in the basketball court. Ulrica, tried her bez and she got score! Chiayo! haha~ see, rival team oso cheer her on lehz~ haha~ then play 2 on 2 coz the rez cabut go play cards at the pantry. BO JIO! but it was very fun ahz with POWERPUFF featuring bubbles and ADZRICA(nice name huh?) featuring dynamic duo adzmin and ulrica. play until very tired cannot run. Actually not reallie tired ahz, but my feet quite pain running ard in safety boots. damn fun~

After tat, bathe and go home lahz~ Ended up neva take class pic in coveralls coz we all too sweaty alredi play in coveralls. so maybe they taking in tmr. Hope we all wear helmets and goggles too~ haha~ adioz~

2005-05-01T18:54:00.000+08:00

Been a long time since i watched movies so i thought i'll juz watch some today since i'm free the whole day doing nuting at home.

Inspiring Movies:
8 mile
Miracle

Anger Management seems pretty crappy at firz but after some sorting out it makes me realise that i'm actually lyk tat guy who undergoes anger management. I may not noe i'm angry but i am. With myself. For reasons, that i do not face. For thingz that i let pass like a race. I take the crap, i take the shit. I feel lyk a misfit. Damn.

2005-05-01T11:14:00.000+08:00

Clash of the Titans And the Midgets!

Take note of the title. haha~ Pasirian guyz had a frenly against the National team on Sunday at Tampines Sports Hall. They clinched victory after 4 periods of intense play and one of the heroes of the frenly was none other than Adz-Min-tel, who scored a wonderful,outrageous stylistic backhand via a SCRAMBLE! well, without further ado,let's do a little description of the match...

The periods began sluggishly with both sides "playing tennis" where probing seems to excite both sides. The nationals took the lead firz with a seemingly simple one-two down the left which opened up the pasirian defence for a shot which went in thru the inner left post. Pasirian let out their bez line for long periods as they try to grapple a hold on the game. I can't remember all the goals and stuff but one goal worth mentioning was Joseph who dribbled a loose ball from midfield from right to left and did a fast and outrageous lob to the top corner which left the keeper absolutely no chance. fantastic stuff. Rizal also was pretty solid at the back making sure the attacks from the nationals would come to naught. Farhan sat out the whole affair coz he injured his genitals during "warm-up". haha~

Well, one thing for sure is that the nationals didnt reallie had their stars present and they seemed reallie tired by the end of the match. They were tactically sound but had nothing against the robust play of men. But if u guyz muz noe, They were against the WOMEN national team~ hehe~ But itz ok lahz~ that goal that adzmin scored would haf been a nice gift for his firz game agst Nationals. hehe~

2005-04-24T23:38:00.000+08:00

Weeee~ Basically had a very fun training today although we are understrengthed with only abt 10 players attending trg. We had a long lost moose(fizzy) back in trg and Andy the Choo-choo train. We also had the Pasirirans and Mr Thambi back in trg after all sorts of problems such as a back problem in bed.hmmm....I'll talk abt that later...hehe~

Training was pretty slack and fun with drop-passes and whacking the hell out of the keeper. Then we were divided into teams of 3 or 4 for some games. Mine was especially atrocious and everyone shares equal blame on it. Since it's just warm-up, the next few games will show ya SP's very own Vijay Singh and Lobang King of the year.

After a very awkward "heading" to save Shamil's dragshot, which will not be explained in detail, we were divided into SP All Stars featuring martial artist Wong Fei(Jie) Hong, Andy the Choo-choo train, Pasirians Adzmin and Rizal and Mr KewL. The other team was SP Whites featuring the ever pure brothers, Hafiz and Shamil,the anneh Afsal, Speedy Gon-Zaar-es, and ShEpUl~

The beginning of the match up was pretty much on build up,dribbles and some wayward shooting but as soon as our gears are oiled up the engines start moving smoothly. (huh?) aniwae, The All-stars were controlling play superbly leaving the Whites leaving few spaces to exploit and are left with taking shots from afar. The Whites defence were strong and every one of the players were able to absorb every attack and reply strongly in return. However, due to some player who forgot to wear sarong when playing, left the All-star golfer a hole-in-one. It would be ok if it happened once, but oh blimey, it happened so many times that he himself would rather commit lying play then concede an "OLE!". hehe~
What's even more funnier was the "3-in-a-goal" tactic organised by min to cover all angles at goal. Every shot had no way thru and their marauding counter-attacks were fast and swift. However, with a simple ship over the whole defence and a loose back pass, Mr give-me-a-sarong went out to tackle. The martial artist gave the Whites no chance as he tapped the ball into goal. hehe~ maybe the goalpost also need to wear sarong~ hehe~ Well, all these are juz written for fun and the people concerned have their identity under wraps. For more info, please jump out of ur bedroom window. Thank you.

2005-04-23T17:26:00.000+08:00

IIVP still remains my main priority no matter what is it that appears below. Pretty hampered by my performance juz now though i think i performed reasonably well for the firz warm up game with 3 goals and a few assists. I prefer not to talk much about myself so i'm gonna make some comments about the others. Let's start with

Zaki.
Gd composure at the back but has yet to be able to remain alert at all times. Has got the skills going up and passes are with gd purpose. Will do well for MI Salibandy and keep the goals out for SP during IIVP.

Khairi.
Still has lot to learn. Seems pretty unfit and struggling at the pace of the game. I'm not putting you down here but I juz wanna know that u can improve further. Good goal u scored with that tap in. Keep ur shots and passes down and u shud be fine.

Riduwan.
Seems to have taken to the fanciness of dribbling. Don't attempt to follow me with those blind passes when you don't even know where your teammates are. More off the ball runnning shud be juz fine. Keep taking those chances but keep a look out for teammates at a better position. Consolidate ur position by closing down and pressurising opponents.

Faliq.
Gd control of the ball but seem to fear closing down and pressurising opponents. Take shots. Otherwise u haf everything u need from hockey.

Shamil.
Commanding prescence at the back. Spreads play out well. Doesn't run much but he makes that up with solid defending.

Jie Hong.
Gd off the ball running. Communicates well wif me to split defences and hardworking. Cheeky one touches and chips make him a dangerous player to mark.

Idhzaar.
Need i describe him? He's damn speedy but pretty quiet play today. But dun ever doubt his play. His good.

well, another piece of news. RP thrashed Pasirian Div 2 boys 12-8. Sumting that has yet to sink in for me. Congratz to Afsal for scoring. If this continues, IIVP will be an interesting showcase! Let the Battle begin.

2005-04-23T16:49:00.000+08:00

Admiring the rose among the painful thorns,
Across a plain green meadow,
To me, You are the sun who lights the morn,
And me, a mere dark shadow.

I'm a just a figment of your imagination,
An element to be forgotten,
U wave "hi" as a mere salutation,
My heart stops because it's smitten.

Your fair face etches in my mind,
The dimples accentuating how cute you are,
Everytime u walk, u shine,
like a star so near yet far.

A soft breeze wafts ur sweet scent to me,
making me admire ur flowing hair,
How i wish we are a pair,
Everytime ur eyes interlock with mine.

"We cannot be together",
something i've always said,
to myself and the others,
If it does, then its fate. :)

Lolz~ This is made because min,farok and farhan pestered me to make this. Whatever it is, I dun wanna talk about it. It's juz me.

2005-04-11T09:24:00.000+08:00

Juz some short post before i go off and study a bit more before my paper at 2pm today. sianz ahz~ NO break after exams. Alredi so tired studying, then 2 days later go for attachment at 7.30am at jurong! Haiz~ Even my beloved team, Moosemen has lost twice to Nhac Tre No.1 this season. Well,itz quite true that the seniors are quite old but this top local club is grooming young talents as well and hopefully these prospects will be the future of Moosemen~ Nhac Tre No.1 is pretty gd ahz,no reason for denying it but Moose have yet to beat them....sheesh~ nvm,one day,that tym will come. SCRF is seriously too gd for every season i guez, sorta lyk the chelsea of floorball without the bankroll~ :) Itz full of nationals, ppl from other countries and even hockey players~ Nvm, one day they shall be beaten too. Haiz, but seriously, i'm very disappointed with my debut season in the top flight with no goals or assist to show. poor form and stamina. Sucks man. Juz hope i dun get offloaded next season. :(

TRIP!!! well, itz not a trip to some place but an electrical TRIP! haha~ This happened on saturday at ard 6pm as my friends and I were studying for our paper in a class which i shall not state here. Everyone was busy studying asking ard for answers to qnz they do not noe while the gals were talking abt shopping(??) and about catching a movie after studying. But amidst this, Mr Min, was bored and decided to fiddle with the old OHP in the room. Somehow, he couldnt turn it on at all so he ask me: (translated to singlish)
Mr Min: Ehz, kil, why cannot turn on ahz?
Mr KewL: ermm, i tink spoil ahz~ Juz now i oso play with the switches den cannot on ahz.
Mr Min: Wah lao, I sian lehz~ U blow it ahz? (please think "clean")
Mr KewL: I tink so lor~ Aksherli can on, then suddenly i hear "bop" then i chao lor! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Mr Min: (shows a sian face and moved on to fiddling with the air-con)
Well, that one minor trip, and Min decided to increase the temperature of the air-con. A few min later, he seemed fascinated with the orange plug of the OHP that went into the powerpoint of the room. He started to fondle and caress it for some time and could not resist pressing the switch. CLICK!
Total darkness! wakhakhakhakha~ Itz not the light switch btw. The gals screamed lyk there were ghosts in the rooms while the guyz were saying "Fuck Lor","wahhhhh" and "sian"..haha~ Then, the ever innocent Mr min said "yeah,Trip lor" with the double thumbs up sign! woohoo! Mr char-siew BAO then shout "aaaiiiiii"(this is hard to put into words so figure it out urself k?) and wanted to beat up min. Chin siang keep on saying "fuck lor" while Mr KewL said "sian" and went to check the circuit breaker. The gals wanted to continue studying somewhere else and kept quiet while we macho-men decided to try and turn on the class. haha~ Somehow,no matter how much fiddling,fondling,caressing and pressing could not turn the class back on. Instead, more "bops" could be heard and we knew from the circuit breaker that there was a leak. Before, anithing dangerous happens, we decided to juz chao and wave our good byes to this great class~ We even thought cannot on alredi lor~ give up sia~

The next day, no one wanted to go to that class and wanted to study at the "butt-pain,hot,stuffy,lotsa noisy,inconsiderate people place" which i shall not state here for private,security reasons. haha~ I decided to come early with handyman Mr Hahn who promptly decided that the circuit breaker should be given another go. (which is obvious...hehe) He fiddled with the OHP and some long ruler lyk some jedi while i proceeded to the circuit breaker and figure out the "physics and maths that i have swallowed over the years". haha~ I den told Mr hahn to remove the orange plug from the powerpoint becoz that might be a potential hazard and he hacked it off with his black "lightsaber". Without further ado, I checked the light switches to make sure they are off while Mr hahn proceeded to use the FORCE to turn of the air-cons. Firstly, I reset the circuit breaker, to show Mr Hahn that now evriting is back to normal, nad i proceeded to turn on every switch one by one. Mr Hahn's FORCE was itchy which led to him pressing the "test" button and this let to a loud "BOP" which almost made me jump out of my skin coz i was on the buttons! After much whacking and bondage which left Mr Hahn Tied to a chair, I proceeded to do the exact same thing and lifted up some big ON switch. This proved magical as i told MR hahn to wiggle his way to the light switch and turn them on. HEY PRESTO! THE LIGHTS ARE ON LO! haha~ after much celebration and hacking away at MR hahn's bonds, I proceeded to jump on the roof and welcome my frenz from their long pilgrimage from the "place where ur butt gets pain" to the "place where Dreams And Realities Evolve" haha~

Over And Out,
Technician KewL

2005-03-18T23:02:00.000+08:00

Been a long time since i blogged so thought i'll juz do a little update before i get all busy once more...

Well, first of all, i got my new stick juz now at tiasa for $187.90! woohoo~ Freaking expensive but after some discounts itz pretty worthwhile since i've been eyeing that stick for some time and i've been trying to get a back-up stick juz in case my stick goes *touch wood*...Aniwae, in case some of u duno itz the sky light 826 pistol~ One of the more unique unihoc sticks with excellent balance and weight. Fantastic design and kewl hard white ACE blade. damn nice ahz~ been slapping with it for a few hours at home and itz perfect~ Now i noe how does a hard blade feels like. Its harder to control the ball but somehow seems nice for a team player like me~ can make those hard passes and shots~ thought of bending it myself at home since filip bend the top part a wee bit too much but decided to leave it alone coz somehow i prefer a straight blade than a cupped or hooked one. get the basics ryt yeah? haha~ Probably gonna use it agst SIM tmr but not agst hurricanes later in the afternoon coz sumhow feel a bit pressurized using a high quality stick far too early. Need to get used to the pistol grip a little tho cause sumhow itz a little painful on my "no-knuckle" finger when i'm gripping it. Other than that, itz pretty much perfect~ can go on a slapping frenzy! yeahz!

hmm,wad else to say ahz? duno ahz~ my mind's empty right now~ zzzz~

2005-03-06T20:07:00.000+08:00

Wee~ Juz came back from Moosemen match against Skools Floorball juz now. Moose won 7-4 but as per normal, we came back only in the third period. I'm happy enuf the line i'm in didnt concede a single goal and we even got a goal thru a slapshot from Aaron. Woohoo~

Farok also did well against MI Innebandy as he scored a goal and made an assist for taz arowanas. Hafiz also did well and it'll probably be a matter of time before he scores for Moose. I myself got a few shots on goal but an elbow to my head made me dizzy so i sat out the third period. Banana said me and hafiz have to be more confident and not feel so pressured when playing for moose coz that way we cant show our potential. Really nid to get an assist or a goal first i tink b4 i'm confident. hehe~

For the tym being stressed ahz with studies. Trying to finish reports as fast as possible so can catch up on the modules. Sian sia everytym must catch up. Everybody seems to be doing well and even Sen Hui might be the surprise package and get 6a's this sem! woohoo!

Haiz, I wish matches were on saturdays~ Then I can play with sp on sundays~ Either that or SP get another trg date on saturday. Maybe use an outdoor court on weekdays if possible. But i wont use my stick! Thinking of buying a new stick tho, coz i can get 10% discount! haha~ So anybody want to buy any floorball sticks or accessories, can come to me k? adioz~

2005-03-03T23:13:00.000+08:00

YEAH! How's this logo for some fun? When all is not fine, shake ur hands this way with ur thumbs up and say YEAH! say it multiple times for a more syiok effect!

2005-03-02T02:18:00.000+08:00

Juz came back from Moosemen trg, and it seems i reallie need to have lotsa sleep coz i'm tremendously low on energy. Halfway through training and i'm already panting and getting giddy alredy.And another thing, I wanna be tall!!!!

Reasons for wanting to be tall:
-To reach those raking cross-court passes when i bend both my knees and neck.
-To not get elbowed in my face,specs or the back of my neck.
-To be a physical threat to opposing defenders and strikers.

I wanna be tall! How? I duno but one way is to drink milk and get lotsa calcium. Maybe jump up and down more too. What else can i do?

Another thing i gotta get used to is the different defence of moosemen and SP's very own defence style. I always seem to be at fault for goals because someone comes in on the blind side and the closest i could get to him was about one stick away. Sianz.

As for school, i can go bonkers with the amount of "trash" reports i have to do which sometymz doesnt make much sense to me and tests which are reallie gd but keeps on increasing my stress level. Sianz.

Sleep....come to me....zzzz.....

2005-02-19T00:49:00.000+08:00

Hmmm.....
Been a long time since i blogged since i dun reallie get to use the comp much as there is only one comp at home being shared with 4-5 people. So have to bear with it lahz~ Let's do some updates and see how it goes yeah?

Moosemen.
So far it's been reallie beneficial training with them and lotsa experience can be gained from training and applying them during the league. We lost to SCRF 6-4 but it was'nt that bad considering the fact that they are the best team in the league with many nationals and a few ang mohs. It was the first time i saw Filip play. He was awesome. His dribbles and body size can easily shake off 2-3 players and his shots are damn accurate. He scored a hat-trick sia against us. The next game was against Piranha which we won 8-2. It was an ill-tempered match and i shall not elaborate on it but the spin-shot by Izwan from Piranha was damn nice from a free hit. Trainings with moosemen have also been great playing frisbee with floorball rules and drills that i've never heard b4.

School Training.
So far i've only been to one since i'm bz with the league but i'm impressed with the performance of sp players such as Afsal. When he's confident, he's on fire!! haha~ he scored a hat-trick during training match and it has been some time since he last scored. Keep ur confidence up k? As for the rest,let's keep on improving...We dun haf a coach or ani1 to guide us so we have to take the initiative ourselves to train and be a better player and hopefully achieve something together as SPFB F.C in the IIVP. FORZA SP!

Badutz Sdn Bhd.
"The adventures of Nallathamby,Gopal and Sunil" trilogy will be up soon once Gopal haf come up with some trick to scare the "datuk" from my neighbouring class and achieve our hat-trick over him. Kumar has taken a break from being a clown and is rumoured to be involved and busy with some Hindi movie where he has to call his gal for at least 1 and a half hours and leave his friends behind to suffer. ;) WAkhakhakahkah~

UnIxEL Pte Ltd.
KewL has been busy with requests from SP players to hook or cup their blade to weird extents to their desirable shape. Some of the players include Dzaki,Riduwan,Rizal and Jolyn. Most of them wanted the style that my blade currently has which i call the "KewL-Wav3" due to its unique soft front and hard back making it wavy and not straight lyk a normal blade.

Crapworks Productions.
Crapworks have recently acquired a new artiste from India who is due to star in this action clip as an undercover cop who busts a ganja warlord. This clip also features stars such as Min-manje, A-KewL and Gay-Bob. Catch it live here! Soon....

2005-01-29T18:51:00.000+08:00

Juz a few things to ponder about....

1st scenario.
I was in the bus standing in a position where i am blocking no one coz there are no seats around. Bus going to stop at a bus-stop. Old lady from the second deck comes rushing down the stairs and without looking stamps hard on my foot ( which is wierd coz i was even in her way at all) on her way out of the bus. Then she stares hard and long at me as though i was a criminal before she gets down at her stop causing the rest of the passengers who want to alight to wait for her stare to finish before they could alight.

Point to ponder: Should'nt i be the one who's supposed to stare at her for not watching her step?

2nd scenario.
I was at work. Old aunty comes up and orders cheese fries.
(After all the standard formalities....)
Aunty: I want cheese fries.
Akil: Ok. Any drinks to go along?
Aunty: *Points at cheese fries* what is the yellow thing on top?
Akil: Its cheese.
Aunty: I don't want the cheese.
Akil: Would you like the mayonnaise and the spring onions?
Aunty: Anything lahz! I just dun wan the cheese! *fierce look*

Point to ponder: Why order cheese fries when u don't want cheese? I did suggest her normal fries but she defiantly disagree with my suggestion and still wants her cheese fries without cheese.

Continues from above....
Aunty: If it's difficult then give me a 2 piece meal.
Akil: It's no problem. Could u wait 2 minutes?
Aunty: I dun wan to disturb u all lahz. later muz remove the cheese IN the fries and all. (to prove her point,she even points to the fries and said IN THE FRIES with gusto.)
Akil: ermmm...Itz no prob. We can fry new fries for u. (puzzled look on his face)

Point to ponder: Since when french fries have cheese inside?

3rd scenario
I was at work. Aunty asks for 8 treasures meal( $9.95. 2 piece chicken,1 zinger, 1 med whipped potato and 1 med coleslaw with 2 reg drinks.)
Aunty: change the coleslaw to whipped potato.
Akil: ermmm,we are out of whipped potato.
Aunty: *shouts* WHAT! NO WHIPPED POTATO AT ALL AHZ?
Akil: Sorry. But we are closed at 11pm. Its now past that time and we have finished most of our stock for the day. We are only left with large whipped potato. Would you like fries instead?
Aunty: *stares hard at me* I DUN WAN FRIES. I WAN WHIPPED POTATO!
Akil: Could u wait about 2 minutes?
Aunty: DO YOU HAVE WHIPPED POTATO?
Akil: I'll convert the large whipped potato to a medium one.
Aunty: *jeling and huffed* *throws the money on the counter*

Point to ponder: Are aunties like that? Unreasonable and behave like some spoiled brat?

Something to ponder(overall): Y is it alwaez aunties who behave that way? Even an old man or uncle behaves much better. sianz~

There's a few other scenarios i went thru these days but i can't recall now. Maybe later. I still remember about old men asking me the directions to geylang early in the morning or late at night which seems pretty weird to me coz it happened for 3 or 4 days consecutively with different old men asking me the same qn as tho i was a geylang regular. Lolz~

2005-01-28T01:48:00.000+08:00

Haiz~

Busy....Is there anything else besides work,school and floorball? nahz~ Anyway, Sorie to the MI guys on wednesday cos i heard Mr Amir talked sarcastically to u guys about training with moosemen and telling Zaki that he doesn't want any poly guys to train with MI animore. I understand why he behaves that way but let me get the facts right first ok...

First of all, I was selected only on hari raya haji and i have no contact whatsoever with Mr Amir to inform him about it. Even Zaki said never mind lahz~
Second, I said sorry on the match day itself since I could not tell him earlier. Besides,telling him earlier on the only training day i came for MI while training with Moose,would only jeopardise my floorball career since i might lose both and end up playing in the streets.
If this ain't enough, then itz up to Mr Amir to feel whatsoever and u MI guys to accept my apology. I have no qualms about this matter and hope it'll rest.
And lesson learnt, Don't play2 between two clubs. And I never did.

Mohd Akil

Just want to give a farewell thanks to Mr Amir for letting me train with MI before. The trainings were great and definitely benificial to me. Thanks.

2005-01-24T21:55:00.000+08:00

Heya Guyz and Galz~
Well,Akil is finally here to type a few thingz and what-nots since i haven't been updating this blog fer so long ever since the blog's template juz disappeared. Sianz. Anyway, let's start with some updates on some SP players who have been training or have pledged their future to clubs or are currently looking to enter these clubs.

MI (div 2)
Adzmin, Rizal, Dzaki, Riduwan, Shaiful, Zaki, Shamil.

Pasirian (div 2)
Azfar, Afsal(pending)

Pasirian (div 1)
Idhzaar

Tazsilian Arowana
Jie Hong, Farok

Moosemen
Hafiz, Akil

Congratulations to the players above who have found clubs who are willing to take them in and bring them to greater heights in their floorballing adventure. As for the rest, come down to training regularly and maybe one of those top clubs will be impressed by your performance and sign u for the league next season. If there is a will, there is a way. Besides, our ultimate goal for all of us, is the IIVP, where we shall perform as one and hopefully be the surprise package for this season.

So far, I can't really remember much details since the last update on the RP frenly but i shall run thru a few details here and there. After the RP frenly,there was a piranha frenly which ended in a respectable scoreline considering the fact that they utterly destroyed NP. Next, was Moosemen scouting our training for eligible bachelors (erp~) players who are gd enuf to represent them in the league.

As for my own self, well, I don't dwell on the past so i'll state the current while the past is basically known to all. Now I'm a Moosemen together with Hafiz playing as defensive playmakers who may not play as much as the other players but at least we are given the chance to perform and learn and not warm the bench and watch the other score spectacular goals or whatsoever. Currently, I'm nursing an ankle sprain during the match against MI Innebandy and hope to be ready for the next against SCRF. Hafiz is fine and raring to go. Wish us luck as well as the other players participating in the league. Thank you.

Mohd Akil and Evangelista Torricco.

2004-12-29T01:10:00.000+08:00

RP vs SP -=[3rd consecutive match of the year]=-

It was a usual outing between these 2 battling sides as they meet for the third time this year as sort of a finale to the year end of floorballin' 2004. This time there wasn't much difference as RP called upon their previous coach Khairul to play for them while SP had Mus who came over to have a taste of RP. The pre-match hype was that it would be a high-scoring affair from both sides with their fearsome line-ups and wonderful keepers who are back on track for this special showdown. Farhan from SP who had a long break and has not been for a single training has been instructed long and hard on certain tactics while Khalid from RP was constantly training hard during SKOOLS training under the watchful eye of Mr Amir.

The first period begin with SP's young line of an average age of 17 controlling the pace of the game to allow more control on the ball for possession and wing play. They did well and was substituted with line 2's experienced floorballers. With constant switching from the flexible and mobile formation of line 2,RP was constantly bewildered on who to mark and soon clashes occur. A lucky break soon came SP's way as a long throw-out from Farhan was well controlled by Akil down the right flank. He turned and accelerated down the right surprising the oncoming defender and tried a dragshot between the defender's legs. Luck was on his side as it deflected off the defender's leg and rolled into the bottom left hand corner of the keeper's net. Score 1-0 to SP as the crowd cheered loudly and chants of "FORZA SP!" were heard all round. RP were a little disheartened and began a more physical play onwards. SCORE 1-0.

Second period was more powerful and action-packed as the referees soft side were well used by the opposing team. Many fouls were either unseen or left for the players to account for. Whatever the reason, Farok grabbed the 2nd goal for SP as his shot trickled below the body of the diving RP keeper. Loud screaming were heard as many of Farok's gal friends go gaga over him scoring the 2nd goal. Woohoo! RP didn't buckle down however and replied in kind soon after with a dragshot which flew low into SP's net. We were caught off-guard and soon lines were reshuffled a little to stop the over-physical play of the RP players. These attempts however proved futile without any protection from referees whatsoever and many wild tackles were left seen and left alone. Ikhmal was injured in the 2nd period as his back of the neck was whacked by a stick during a goalmouth scramble. sheesh....Farok scored another similar goal via a dragshot to an empty net as the keeper lay helpless after diving on a blocked shot attempt....SCORE 3-2.

The third period was the most stupidest affair ever and i shall keep it short and sweet. Penalty to RP....Penalty sweetly taken....it ended in a draw....Adzmin's knee is injured,Hafiz's eye got whacked,Akil's jaw got whacked.....SCORE 3-3.

If there is a rematch, we'll meet again in div2 RP. No grudges or hardfeelings. Just plain floorballing...Clean and proper....Sorry for any inconvenience caused and i hope no RP players shall take anything to heart.

Team Manager
Evangelista Torricco

2004-12-21T01:51:00.000+08:00

Hiya guyz and galz~ juz Akil over here~ Was just thinking about this...hmm..anyone got a radio that can play cds and probably boom it out loud like a sound system a.k.a APAC style? I can probably burn a few cds of NHL theme songs and goal songs or whatever songs that u all can tink of that probably could suit of floorball atmosphere. Listening to those songs reallie give me the semangat man! haha~ Can feel the semangat if SP scores a goal and the NHL Bruins goal song is played out loud APAC style~ Great feeling~ Could try it out when having a frenly wif RP~ haha~ jz a suggestion. How BOut it? leave your comments~

2004-12-21T01:41:00.000+08:00

Afsal has returned from his overseas training stint with the Colorado Wolves Innebandy!

The remarkably talented Afsal has just returned from his month-long training stint with Colorado Wolves Innebandy in India! His strong build and good defensive work has attracted many indian clubs and players to his unique style of play. Fortunately,he has rejected many of their offers and decided to return to his beloved SP and club Mustangs to bring us to the glory of division 1. He has put to pen and paper a 2-yr contract thus bonding him to SP till the end of his study years. It has been very fortunate to have with us such a gifted player from overseas to pledge his future to us.
As a senior player with limitless experience in the playing rink, he has volunteered to coach us albeit as a player coach in the wonderful dazzling dribbles of the Indians and the technically smooth passes of the Pakistanis. What a delight it would be if all these could appear faultlessly in the next IIVP. Vorva SPFB F.C!

Team Manager
Mr Evangelista Torricco

2004-12-17T21:33:00.000+08:00

well,I duno what to blog lahz~ juz being me once in awhile...first things first, THIS SATURDAY THERE IS NO TRAINING. Training has been cancelled coz it has already been booked for the whole saturday. well,tough luck i guez. At least sunday got training. But Saturday nothing to do sia! Shifted my work time from 10am to 2pm juz for training on saturday sia...haiz...back to slap-shooting and freestyling mania in the comfort of my bedroom again i guez...

as for the polls....fuuhhh....19 polls...datz great response from u guyz judging from the fact that there ain't much people in the SPFB squad. Well, Faliq is in the lead but too bad he isnt the one!!! wakhakhakha~ Wonder how Andy got 3 votes tho...he may be big but he doing that stuff??? lolz~ aniwae, Azfar is that tree who juz bore fruit. wonder who got it ehz? haha~ Well,he got a pretty minor role but hey,he's a one in a million handsome tree! haha~ aniwae, next tym when u guyz or galz vote leave a comment stating ur name and who ur voted k? thanks.

thinking of setting up a new poll but i need some ideas from u guyz and gals out there...any suggestions? tag it on the board yeah? There's lotsa juicy rumours everywhere and i hope to post some of them over here. Those who want frenlies, there's one that is coming up next week against RP on sunday which will be confirmed a.s.ap. other than that,i guez i'll go get some sleep b4 i report for work early tmr~ adioz~

2004-12-13T20:57:00.000+08:00

This are the soundmen at APAC getting ready for work. Hafiz is ever so eager to start the music rolling while Riduwan at the far right is wondering where the hell did the rest of us go....

2004-12-07T23:56:00.000+08:00

hmmz...so far so good...after a few days, a total of 8 polls have been collected by the adoring fans of SPFB F.C...so far,Azfar is in the lead with 3 votes,while Botak,Andy,Khairi,Faliq and Ariffin have a vote each...lookz lyk Azfar has the face of a tree??? hahaha~ Let's stick around for a few days more and i'll reveal the answer yeah? For those who needs clues, take a look out for the speech bubbles and the size of the tree yeah?

Evangelista Torricco
-=]In a happy mood[=-

2004-12-06T14:04:00.000+08:00

Akil termenung jauh while waiting for his frenz....hmm...what is he thinking about ehz?

2004-12-04T23:46:00.000+08:00

Woohoo~~!!!! SPFB's Very Own Crapworks Productions is set to show their first Skit online! Catch it now!!

-=]CrApWoRkZ[=-

Click on the link above and watch the slideshow to see the dramatic turn in events. The pics are rather small due to a tight budget but we hope that with more fan support and donations we will become a better company in years to come.
Also,give a guess yeah for the mystery tree? Take my poll below or on the left side of my blog. Woohoo~

Take My Poll

2004-12-01T15:26:00.000+08:00

Minor Changes to SPFB F.C Blog.

As you can see from the new descriptions on this blog there are some minor changes to this blog. They are meant for clearer viewing and easier to access for everyone. For the services mentioned,feel free to email the owner of this blog or tag on the tagboard provided and we'll contact you a.s.a.p.

I would also like to welcome our new recruit to the SPFB F.C family Mr Kyle who will be our third photographer for our news bugle. He has added the pictures of the Tampines East Knights Friendly and soon the Jalan Raya Pics. Please guide him as he is new to this and any bullying will not be tolerated.

Mr Evangelista Torricco.

Note: Crapworks Productions will soon release our maiden clip on this blog. Catch it live here before it appears on TvMobile!

Try our new non-alcoholic tanni! Roadshows are being held daily at SP FC5 from 9am to 9pm. Thanks for your kind support and dedication to make SPFB F.C a well-known brand throughout the island. Vorva SPFB F.C!

2004-11-27T19:44:00.000+08:00

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Day of a lifetime from the Jalan Raya Kiddoz~

Woohoo~ Everyone was pretty excited with the first planned Jalan Raya With the SPFB peepz as we tracked and hunt down spfb players and their family homes from all over Singapore. As usual, GayBob, MinManje, Dzak Black, KilKewL and Fizzy were the natural malay guys as we came a standard time of 30 mins late. -=]Sorie ya dudes n dudettes?[=- Janji melayu pe~ wakhakahkhakahkahakhkaha~

As usual the Famous Five -=[Chey bah~]=- started out with the usual crapping over at Azfar house and infected him with some crap virus from Bob~ Many pictures were taken and these shall be posted in a gallery soon over here and some shall be taken out for analysis~

What should be the most hilarious part of the day shall be shown in great detail over here. For any added comments, please place it over at the tagboard yeah?
This would probably show only half of the lift and you would probably know we've maxed out the lift! 14 guys cramped in a small lift! Woohoo~ Take a look a Khairi~ Stressed out and rubbing his handphone on his chest? hehe~ Farok...Fierce face with arms across his chest. haha~ The rest are juz crapping around in the lift taking jibes at each other and laughing around~ wakhakhakhaa~

For complete details on these hilarious incident, feel free to contact me at mohd_akil@hotmail.com. Cause of incident shall be kept secret until contacted. weee~

2004-11-27T19:32:00.000+08:00

The Latest Offerings From Our Biol Photographer, Mr AzPhar!
Check out the rest over in the links section yeahz?

Note: Zal is sulking after fighting wif huda who turns away to see Taqi's shock expression. The ever psychic Akil realises what happens and decides to laugh it off. WAKHAKHAKHAKA~

2004-11-27T19:28:00.000+08:00

Catch the new cast for DARLIE! Except for the toyol and khairi, everyone grins widely for a chance to become the TEETH IDOL!

2004-11-27T19:26:00.000+08:00

Shai ogles at a naked lady crossing the road while dzak attempts to take a shot of her...Shamil could only shake his head at them....haiz...

2004-11-27T19:24:00.000+08:00

The gals smile ever so sweetly in front oblivious to the rowdy wild boyz at the back~ turn on kaper?

2004-11-27T19:23:00.000+08:00

The toyol freed from the chains in hell plays peek-a-boo behind naj...

2004-11-21T21:09:00.000+08:00

An EXPLOSIVE opening to the new training season of SP Floorball Club...

Today,the disoriented party poopers of SP Floorball Club began their new training season with an explosive bang! It began with those sleepyheads going to a friendly with the talented youngsters from BMSS. The beginning of the match was ecstatic with the random wishing of Selamat Hari Raya and occasional jokes from Mr Bob and his friendly gang. However,the ending was tragic. -=]Additional words and phrases after this have been censored and made inivisible to all known human being on earth and beyond to avoid seeing the constant Unidentified Foul wOrds from various languages and as well as the less than satisfying scoreline]=-

Reported by:
Amma Ilek.