Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Which Naruto Character Are You?
Test by naruto - kun.comSmart,silent and mysterious~ An apt description for me~ :-)
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 7:28 PM
Mohd Akil
Saturday, April 15, 2006
A police car stops by. A woman officer was visibly tired by her slouching silhouette. She orders her junior to go do the usual stuff. A guy officer gets out and approach my colleagues and I of five who were innnocently playing UNO by the roadside at 1.30am.
Junior Officer: Excuse me........(voice trails off..........)
Woman officer gets out of car and gestures to the opposite direction with an angry face.
The other direction shows a big group of rowdy guys doing stupid stuff lyk placing objects till of a certain height and jumping over them hoping that it doesnt hit their crotch in front of a bus stop, a T-junction with 4 traffic lights which in other words are in public view.
My manager: Stupid officer...Alredi made a mistake neva say sorry...Just walk off....Just continue lah so you dun look stupid asking a small group of innocent ppl playing a round of UNO...
Food for Thought...If u've done an error and don't wanna look stupid, juz continue on and complete the error. WARNING...This advice may not work for all circumstances. :-)
If u wanna catch the attention of others, please refrain from doing in big groups after 12am...It may endanger your privates. :-)
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 2:49 AM
Mohd Akil
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
The unclassified and unofficial TCB = Tonic Coffee Bean.
Ingredients:
An egg or more. (depends on your preference)
A pinch of pepper. (Extra spicy? add more then)
1 or 2 espresso shots. (Depending on the power of the concoction)
Chocolate powder. (For the mocha-istic flavour)
Steps:
1. Hard boil the egg to a suitable temperature.
2. Crack it and allow the oozing mass of egg into a bowl or small tupperware.
3. Add pepper for that little bit of spice.
4. Pour 2 perfect shots of espresso if you know what I mean.
5. Sprinkle a dash of chocolate powder and Voila! The Potent Tonic TCB.
Alleged Benefits:
1. Far stronger than tongkat ali and viagra combined.
2. Guaranteed to give you energy to run non-stop for 69 miles.
Disclamer:
Do not try this at home if you have a weak stomach.
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 1:47 AM
Mohd Akil
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
hmm~ was juz getting bored so i tot i'll leave a post about today...
A handphone was left behind. A left it and B tot it belonged to C who had juz left the area. D took the handphone and returns it to C. C says "thank you" and left. Soon, D clarified with B to check. It turned out to be the wrong person. D and B felt guilty. A came back and asked whether anyone has seen his phone.
Dilemma strikes. What would you do if you were A,B,C or D?
Food for thought.Coffee from some place tastes like elephant.
Some cafe offers 80 cents as lunch allowance.
A traffic light is needed to see into dark cupboards.
You get dilemmas when playing UNO.
I live at Bukit Batok some way or another.
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 12:46 AM
Mohd Akil
