Sunday, April 24, 2005

Weeee~ Basically had a very fun training today although we are understrengthed with only abt 10 players attending trg. We had a long lost moose(fizzy) back in trg and Andy the Choo-choo train. We also had the Pasirirans and Mr Thambi back in trg after all sorts of problems such as a back problem in bed.hmmm....I'll talk abt that later...hehe~

Training was pretty slack and fun with drop-passes and whacking the hell out of the keeper. Then we were divided into teams of 3 or 4 for some games. Mine was especially atrocious and everyone shares equal blame on it. Since it's just warm-up, the next few games will show ya SP's very own Vijay Singh and Lobang King of the year.

After a very awkward "heading" to save Shamil's dragshot, which will not be explained in detail, we were divided into SP All Stars featuring martial artist Wong Fei(Jie) Hong, Andy the Choo-choo train, Pasirians Adzmin and Rizal and Mr KewL. The other team was SP Whites featuring the ever pure brothers, Hafiz and Shamil,the anneh Afsal, Speedy Gon-Zaar-es, and ShEpUl~

The beginning of the match up was pretty much on build up,dribbles and some wayward shooting but as soon as our gears are oiled up the engines start moving smoothly. (huh?) aniwae, The All-stars were controlling play superbly leaving the Whites leaving few spaces to exploit and are left with taking shots from afar. The Whites defence were strong and every one of the players were able to absorb every attack and reply strongly in return. However, due to some player who forgot to wear sarong when playing, left the All-star golfer a hole-in-one. It would be ok if it happened once, but oh blimey, it happened so many times that he himself would rather commit lying play then concede an "OLE!". hehe~
What's even more funnier was the "3-in-a-goal" tactic organised by min to cover all angles at goal. Every shot had no way thru and their marauding counter-attacks were fast and swift. However, with a simple ship over the whole defence and a loose back pass, Mr give-me-a-sarong went out to tackle. The martial artist gave the Whites no chance as he tapped the ball into goal. hehe~ maybe the goalpost also need to wear sarong~ hehe~ Well, all these are juz written for fun and the people concerned have their identity under wraps. For more info, please jump out of ur bedroom window. Thank you.


KewL lead the SPFB team at 11:38 PM

Mohd Akil

Saturday, April 23, 2005

IIVP still remains my main priority no matter what is it that appears below. Pretty hampered by my performance juz now though i think i performed reasonably well for the firz warm up game with 3 goals and a few assists. I prefer not to talk much about myself so i'm gonna make some comments about the others. Let's start with

Zaki.
Gd composure at the back but has yet to be able to remain alert at all times. Has got the skills going up and passes are with gd purpose. Will do well for MI Salibandy and keep the goals out for SP during IIVP.

Khairi.
Still has lot to learn. Seems pretty unfit and struggling at the pace of the game. I'm not putting you down here but I juz wanna know that u can improve further. Good goal u scored with that tap in. Keep ur shots and passes down and u shud be fine.

Riduwan.
Seems to have taken to the fanciness of dribbling. Don't attempt to follow me with those blind passes when you don't even know where your teammates are. More off the ball runnning shud be juz fine. Keep taking those chances but keep a look out for teammates at a better position. Consolidate ur position by closing down and pressurising opponents.

Faliq.
Gd control of the ball but seem to fear closing down and pressurising opponents. Take shots. Otherwise u haf everything u need from hockey.

Shamil.
Commanding prescence at the back. Spreads play out well. Doesn't run much but he makes that up with solid defending.

Jie Hong.
Gd off the ball running. Communicates well wif me to split defences and hardworking. Cheeky one touches and chips make him a dangerous player to mark.

Idhzaar.
Need i describe him? He's damn speedy but pretty quiet play today. But dun ever doubt his play. His good.

well, another piece of news. RP thrashed Pasirian Div 2 boys 12-8. Sumting that has yet to sink in for me. Congratz to Afsal for scoring. If this continues, IIVP will be an interesting showcase! Let the Battle begin.


KewL lead the SPFB team at 5:26 PM

Mohd Akil



Admiring the rose among the painful thorns,
Across a plain green meadow,
To me, You are the sun who lights the morn,
And me, a mere dark shadow.

I'm a just a figment of your imagination,
An element to be forgotten,
U wave "hi" as a mere salutation,
My heart stops because it's smitten.

Your fair face etches in my mind,
The dimples accentuating how cute you are,
Everytime u walk, u shine,
like a star so near yet far.

A soft breeze wafts ur sweet scent to me,
making me admire ur flowing hair,
How i wish we are a pair,
Everytime ur eyes interlock with mine.

"We cannot be together",
something i've always said,
to myself and the others,
If it does, then its fate. :)

Lolz~ This is made because min,farok and farhan pestered me to make this. Whatever it is, I dun wanna talk about it. It's juz me.


KewL lead the SPFB team at 4:49 PM

Mohd Akil

Monday, April 11, 2005

Juz some short post before i go off and study a bit more before my paper at 2pm today. sianz ahz~ NO break after exams. Alredi so tired studying, then 2 days later go for attachment at 7.30am at jurong! Haiz~ Even my beloved team, Moosemen has lost twice to Nhac Tre No.1 this season. Well,itz quite true that the seniors are quite old but this top local club is grooming young talents as well and hopefully these prospects will be the future of Moosemen~ Nhac Tre No.1 is pretty gd ahz,no reason for denying it but Moose have yet to beat them....sheesh~ nvm,one day,that tym will come. SCRF is seriously too gd for every season i guez, sorta lyk the chelsea of floorball without the bankroll~ :) Itz full of nationals, ppl from other countries and even hockey players~ Nvm, one day they shall be beaten too. Haiz, but seriously, i'm very disappointed with my debut season in the top flight with no goals or assist to show. poor form and stamina. Sucks man. Juz hope i dun get offloaded next season. :(

TRIP!!! well, itz not a trip to some place but an electrical TRIP! haha~ This happened on saturday at ard 6pm as my friends and I were studying for our paper in a class which i shall not state here. Everyone was busy studying asking ard for answers to qnz they do not noe while the gals were talking abt shopping(??) and about catching a movie after studying. But amidst this, Mr Min, was bored and decided to fiddle with the old OHP in the room. Somehow, he couldnt turn it on at all so he ask me: (translated to singlish)
Mr Min: Ehz, kil, why cannot turn on ahz?
Mr KewL: ermm, i tink spoil ahz~ Juz now i oso play with the switches den cannot on ahz.
Mr Min: Wah lao, I sian lehz~ U blow it ahz? (please think "clean")
Mr KewL: I tink so lor~ Aksherli can on, then suddenly i hear "bop" then i chao lor! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Mr Min: (shows a sian face and moved on to fiddling with the air-con)
Well, that one minor trip, and Min decided to increase the temperature of the air-con. A few min later, he seemed fascinated with the orange plug of the OHP that went into the powerpoint of the room. He started to fondle and caress it for some time and could not resist pressing the switch. CLICK!
Total darkness! wakhakhakhakha~ Itz not the light switch btw. The gals screamed lyk there were ghosts in the rooms while the guyz were saying "Fuck Lor","wahhhhh" and "sian"..haha~ Then, the ever innocent Mr min said "yeah,Trip lor" with the double thumbs up sign! woohoo! Mr char-siew BAO then shout "aaaiiiiii"(this is hard to put into words so figure it out urself k?) and wanted to beat up min. Chin siang keep on saying "fuck lor" while Mr KewL said "sian" and went to check the circuit breaker. The gals wanted to continue studying somewhere else and kept quiet while we macho-men decided to try and turn on the class. haha~ Somehow,no matter how much fiddling,fondling,caressing and pressing could not turn the class back on. Instead, more "bops" could be heard and we knew from the circuit breaker that there was a leak. Before, anithing dangerous happens, we decided to juz chao and wave our good byes to this great class~ We even thought cannot on alredi lor~ give up sia~

The next day, no one wanted to go to that class and wanted to study at the "butt-pain,hot,stuffy,lotsa noisy,inconsiderate people place" which i shall not state here for private,security reasons. haha~ I decided to come early with handyman Mr Hahn who promptly decided that the circuit breaker should be given another go. (which is obvious...hehe) He fiddled with the OHP and some long ruler lyk some jedi while i proceeded to the circuit breaker and figure out the "physics and maths that i have swallowed over the years". haha~ I den told Mr hahn to remove the orange plug from the powerpoint becoz that might be a potential hazard and he hacked it off with his black "lightsaber". Without further ado, I checked the light switches to make sure they are off while Mr hahn proceeded to use the FORCE to turn of the air-cons. Firstly, I reset the circuit breaker, to show Mr Hahn that now evriting is back to normal, nad i proceeded to turn on every switch one by one. Mr Hahn's FORCE was itchy which led to him pressing the "test" button and this let to a loud "BOP" which almost made me jump out of my skin coz i was on the buttons! After much whacking and bondage which left Mr Hahn Tied to a chair, I proceeded to do the exact same thing and lifted up some big ON switch. This proved magical as i told MR hahn to wiggle his way to the light switch and turn them on. HEY PRESTO! THE LIGHTS ARE ON LO! haha~ after much celebration and hacking away at MR hahn's bonds, I proceeded to jump on the roof and welcome my frenz from their long pilgrimage from the "place where ur butt gets pain" to the "place where Dreams And Realities Evolve" haha~

Over And Out,
Technician KewL


KewL lead the SPFB team at 9:24 AM

Mohd Akil