Friday, July 30, 2004
SP Floorball Board
It has come to my notice that some of the spfloorball players are becoming very high profile mingling with celebrities and people from the opposite sex. Some have been caught and published in the Weekly Bugle or the Old paper and pretty soon some may appear on video on News 7 Today. Therefore, warning letters have been sent out to the players concerned to keep their profiles in check or I would enforce a curfew to the whole squad. With the upcoming IVP in September, all players must be in tip top condition and be playing in the right frame of mind. I would like to wish all players a great competition in the upcoming IVP and hope that we will achieve a higher standing this year. Special mention goes to hafiz for being the top scorer in the division 2 league and I wish him all the best in getting those goals in for SP. As for the rest,keep up the good work and good luck!
Evangelista Torrico
Team Manager
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 12:19 AM
Mohd Akil
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Cheryl Fox was present during the frenly of SP agst YJC!
Reporter: What do you think of the SP squad agst YJC?
Cheryl Fox: The SP 2nd-stringers did well to hold back the YJC onslaught and hit them on the break. Great work guyz!
Reporter: What are your comments on the SP keeper? Ur eyes seemed to be ogling on him throughout the match.
Cheryl Fox: U noticed that too? The
SP goalie was wearing 2 G-strings outside his pants. weird huh? And the protection he was wearing looked like a tank top. That was a really refreshing experience.
Reporter: That must have turned u on yeah? haha...
Cheryl Fox: Well, SP's no.18 is pretty sexy too. He's name is akil ryt? he's butt has got to be one of the sexiest. I'm probably got the nominate him for it on the next issue of FHM.
Reporter: Woohoo! That's pretty hot news...
The guyz from SP seem to have created a buzzing frenzy among themselves. Players from A-Z have created a media frenzy and may create some problemz to the team manager. let's hope Evangelista doesnt find out...
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 11:22 PM
Mohd Akil
Rumours are hot! SP players caught "warming up" with gals!
First of the lot is fizzy a.k.a Hafiz. This hot-shot was caught closing up to emma watson at KFC bugis over a tray of Singapura Satay Burger. (Budget kaper?)
2nd is Adzmin otherwise known as A-che-min. This manjakid may be no playboy but he seems pretty busy with his handphone nowadays. He was caught red-handed in front of the freshies as he had to answer a call in the middle of a training match. ( tak leh tunggu kaper? )
Excerpts from the call:
****: ermm,bz ke cayang?
Adzmin: Alah,tgh game nie. Nanti mlm kita bebual agi k? ******!
(Some of the words are censored to protect the identity of the gal as well as the intensity of the conversation.)
3rd is Rizal otherwise known as Gay-Bob. This guy with the seemingly fierce and smart outlook could fool anyone dat he's some businessman. However, this guy seems to have some hidden identity. Caught french kissing with a freshie,Shamil, and sometyms to Adzmin. Not once though. (desperate kaper? )
4th is Farok known as Rokok-boi. This playboy seems to have nuting else to do other than snuggling up to gals or going up to any pretty gal and ask for number. Known for changing galz lyk using toilet paper. Last seen at hotel 81 with a gal at Geylang...(ish3,buat maksiat kaper?)
5th is Akil a.k.a kewl kid. This guy under his kewl and quiet demeanour is one dangerous maniac. Caught harassing "7 stars" online as well as disturbing SP fans. (lu gila kaper?)
6th is Farhan. Quiet and relatively unknown. Caught at R.O.M with a lady nicknamed Trotters. If there is any info abt her and farhan,plz inform me at the tagboard. (Lu tak sabar moh kahwin siang2 kaper? ) Thank you.
Last but not least is Afsal. This big bad beetleborg opz, i mean big friendly giant isnt ur normal average defender. He does his job well on court but off-court he's pretty high on "tanni". Was charged in court many times for drink-driving. Recently, seen going "home" early from trainings with a social escort. The gal is pretty hot though...;)
hmmm...Are these floorballers damn hot or wad? Can't wait to get your hands on them? Get to know them well when u come down to our trainings on weekends on sat 9-12pm or on sundays 2-6pm. While stocks last.
More updates will be available soon....
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 1:35 AM
Mohd Akil
Early News Update....
The 2nd period and third period was a seriously tensed affair between YJC and SP. Both were going in hard with tackles trying to get the upper hand in midfield as well as creating goals. Many goal oppurtunities were spurned well by the midfielders yet moz of them were squandered by the bungling strikers from both sides. YJC was always the one who took the early one goal lead but could not hld on to it fer long. SP's determination and spirit showed and they came roaring back each time YJC scored. At the score of 4-3 with YJC leading, SP was desperate as the lines were reshuffled with two holding midfielders introduced to stem YJC's flow of play. The tactic worked miraculously as 2 goals were scored in quick succession. First,was a backhand shot from Gary who received a nice flank pass from the right. It caught the keeper off-guard and went into the bottom corner. FORZA SP was heard evriwhere as the stands cheered. Next,was Rizal, a solid central defender playing as a holding player,who scored a simple tap in from a slide-rule pass from a seemingly tireless Adzmin. Once again,cheers were heard. Everyone was ecstatic as SP was surprisingly in the lead! Amazingly,YJC counter-attacked well and got the lead again through another seemingly harmless defence error. YJC was a brave and courageous team. Overall,both teams did very well. Three cheers for SP n YJC! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!
Warning! The reporter for today is high on "tanni". Due to the win,he may have been celebrating at Sultan road over briyani with Carlsberg. Thousand apologies to all concerned. Exaggeration is purely coincidental and for amusement. Thank you.
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 1:15 AM
Mohd Akil
Monday, July 26, 2004
Latest News Update For The SP Floorball Team on NEWS 5 TONIGHT.
The SP team were up against the much vaunted YJC team on Sunday at their homeground. It was a much heavily contested match with both sides attempting to settle their revenge. The day before the sp gals were beaten 6-3 by the YJC team. It gives us the much needed fuel to drive us to victory over this match. The YJC also do have a score to settle. They were beaten soundly by us the previous meeting 7-3. This was the time for them to payback.
The match started out fiercely with both sides attempting to gain possession through the centre to gain more attempts on goal. YJC managed to get their first few attempts on goal via long shots from their midfielders as SP defence started to leak. However SP got the lead pretty surprisingly through Farok as the YJC defence gifted a ball to Adzmin who slipped the ball to farok who juz needed an exquisite finish to give SP the lead. SP then scored another goal a few minutes later through a brilliant run by Fala through the middle catching YJC unaware. The ever nimble Hafiz slipped behind the whole defence to score the goal via a mis-save by the YJC keeper. YJC then scored through a seemingly harmless error by SP as the defence pulled wide giving the YJC midfield a chance to score through a long shot with the keeper screened by a YJC striker.
The 2nd period will began after this messages....
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 1:41 PM
Mohd Akil
Exclusive Interview By Cheryl Fox to Fizzy!
Here's an excerpt from the supposed interview:
Cheryl Fox : How do you feel for being the top scorer for Mustang n there's rumours this could be your last game? What's your comment?
fizzy: no comments..
Cheryl Fox : There are also comments surrounding you and emma watson, the star of Harry Potter movies. Is that true?
fizzy: abt emma...i still an unknown to her..so no comment...
hmm...is fizzy juz quiet or secretive? Or is he juz keeping us in suspense? aniwae,he's quietness is an ominous sign of his imminent departure from the mustangs~ rumours are rife that he had a bust up wif fellow striker Farok on who gets to represent line 1. However, Evangelista Torrico, team manager of the Mustangs seem to have found an immediate replacement in the form of Abu Dahlgrin,top scorer for the premier division in Antartica. Is this true? stick to this blog to find out more...
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 1:32 PM
Mohd Akil
Sunday, July 25, 2004
k guyz~ here's latest update for frenly agst YJC~ n itz for the guyz ahz~ Firz of all,there is selection for freshies~ Probably not all will play~ We guyz as in those who played in the league will help bring in exp when needed~ all will be told b4 the match~ Aniting can get me thru my hp~ so guyz plz come early~ n i mean early~ for all~ at 1pm~ thankz~
Akil at your service~
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 1:29 AM
Mohd Akil
Friday, July 23, 2004
k guyz~ Akil here~ I'm here to clarify matters~ Wadeva is on spfloorball.blogspot.com is true~ If they say freshies will play on sun,then they will play on sun~ i presume no selection will be done~ All freshies will play and if urgent experience is needed,some of the more experienced players will join in to help out~ any other matterz juz clarify on my tagboard~ other than that,stick to wadz on spfloorball.blogspot.com~ I'm a nobody. Trust me.
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 10:24 PM
Mohd Akil
Saturday, July 10, 2004
Tiredness~ When is it gonna end? Am I gonna have enough rest somedae or sumtym in the future? zzzzz~ or am i juz lazy? Or issit i'm afraid to face life as it goes on such a frantic pace itz almoz a blur? zzzzz~ Can my mind ever stop tinking? or maybe take a break and juz dun tink abt aniting? everything oso wan to tink even seeing an ant would bring about comments and opinions~ lolz~
well,thoughtz aside, my left eye is kinda sore~ not a bad kind of sore juz plain sore~ it gets red on the bottom part of my eye and gets reallie irritating~ duno y itz lyk tat tho~ dun tink itz due to the "washing of eyes" in sp ryt? lolz~ no tym for tat lahz~ Floorball IVP coming up damn soon in abt 2 mthz in September~ thatz damn fast after the league ends~ gotta maintain and possibly increase our stamina and organisation for the IVP~ hmm..greece-like would be our preferred play but we'll c in the upcoming trainingz~ If all goes well,we should haf a strong team made up of three lines which are strong enuf for the IVP~
hmm...oh yeah,todae's the game between SP Mustangs and TEAM ITE~ Who will win? wakhakhakhakhakhakhakha~ The one with the most desire will win~ And that is........................SP MUSTANGS! come on! support the MUSTANGS! VORVA or FORZA SP MUSTANGS! (vorva is victory,forza is forward) so i guess backword is borza~ lolz~
adioz amigoz~ ;)
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 12:25 PM
Mohd Akil
Sunday, July 04, 2004
Ever been to an MLM Company? YOu will find that they function like a cult, always ready to brainwash the next one that appear at the doorway. They will tell you that if you are ready to work hard, you will be successful and rich. They will tell you that if you are not even willing to listen, you are a loser. They will make you believe that if you fail here, you cannot succeed anywhere else in the world.
Right... Kind of naive, don't you think?
First things first, Singapore is such a small market, too small for so many MLM Companies to coexist. (Go do your maths..) 2nd, Products thay are selling are already on the shelves of established companies. (Go watch some advertisements) 3rd, Not everyone possess the 'Salesman's gift of gap'. 4th, When you are doing MLM, you are not a boss or entrepreneur, you are just a salesman thinking that you are a boss...
Guys.. come on, surely you can figure this out right...
juz some text i cut n paste from a forum~ MLM~ multi-level marketing~ wadya tink of it? lolz~ as tiz person had said it~ It SARKZ!
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 2:30 AM
Mohd Akil
Saturday, July 03, 2004
Juz some quote i thought of:
"Life must be a timebomb...u either wait for it to explode or find ways to impede the explosion..."
or
"Life is an automated switch...when the time comes,the switch turns off.."
lolz~ philosophical? well,lyf's pretty wretched~ downright filthy~ Problemz seems to be my bez fren in evri wae~
"Hello there problem~ how r u? muz be fyn i guez~ well, i'm fine too~ adioz~" this would be the perfect conversation at the start of evry dae~ zzzz~ is life tat harsh or is it wad u make it to be? well,let's tink of it as a game~ so where's the "restart"? cannot save game ahz? wah lao~ so lousy~ graphics damn power but no bytes to save space~ zzz~ can go crazy ryt reading tiz? well,stop reading it then~ itz not for u to read either~ itz my own personal space so i write what i like~ ur feelingz abt thiz are in ur own domain~ I haf no control over them~ u're affected? jump off ur block n hope to die~ thank you~
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 12:55 AM
Mohd Akil
