Tuesday, May 24, 2005
2nd Day of working.....
I juz wonder....Y is it old ppl alwaez come up and talk to me lyk long tym frenz while young ppl dun dare approach me coz i look fierce and unfriendly? Sian-ed~ Juz the 2nd day of work and some new floor staff of kfc approach me,talk abt duno wad abt wdlds Mac speak english campaign den offer me oranges dat she got for free from her frenz. Being the friendly sort, i juz accept lahz~ She say the others all dun wan or dun eat oranges. I c her so kelian so juz take lor~
Aniwae, had one helluva stressed day even tho there wasnt much of a crowd. I was considered reallie new lahz so i was a little blur2 dat day do base behind the cashiers. Then suddenly haf to teach this new guy who juz came in to work ahz~ I tot he like ok2 person ahz~ can teach and talk cock at the same tym~ But i was wrong lor~ He's actually a mentally challenged guy who nids a lot of attention and a lot of practise. He hearing oso a bit weak lor~ My female colleague herself cannot tahan him so bo liao i haf to teach him~ He quite slow at learning but can c he very enthusiastic abt work. Sum more he alwaez wanna practise until got so many fries wasted coz gotta throw since itz past the holding time, which means its alredi soggy or not fresh animore. He also likes to repeat evriting to himself lyk a robot and alwaez do thingz with one hand behind his back. Weird guy ahz~ but it'll be worth it if he becomes competent and able to work well here. Well, guez i haf to endure him till tmr~ Tmr, more worse...Muz teach him to toast burgers! argh!!!!!
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 8:58 PM
Mohd Akil
Monday, May 23, 2005
Woooo~ Firz day of WORK~~ (after duno how many monthz neva work...haha~)
Woooo~ Long time neva go work at KFC yet i never felt missing it till i stepped into it. Everything was the same. Juz lyk the laz tym i left that place. But wadz different were the other staff. My old colleagues were no more either living life elsewhere leaving behind the place where they began earning money or basically gone to greener pastures. Even the stinking toilet gave fond memories of where i used to cramp in there with a few others lyk coolies changing into our uniforms. Life was like before as i chatted wif my manager reliving work as a noob cashier. Talked a bit wif the new staff but felt a bit awkward lahz coz i work so long yet i like noob with these new batch of people. But they very frenly lahz, can joke ard talk cock.
The early parts of the day were really quite boring. My firz customer was a hot malay model-like chick who sumhow couldnt see me and went to my female colleague on my left who was farther than me and ordered her meal from her! Argh! Well, at least i get to c her beauty without much hassle. Weee! haha~
After that,was basically crap ahz as the queue juz couldnt stop diminishing. Sheesh~ There were only two cashiers lehz! Sian-ed~ Some more BASE was a noob so it was up to the cashiers to handle customers and my colleague was going crazy complaining abt duno wad mumbling whispering lyk some cult practitioner. haha~ Maybe my customers were pretty ok today i guez. One indian guy even waited coolly for his Zinger for about close to 15 minutes! I had to assure him several times and even had to say sorry several times. Well,he's one cool dude i guez~ He didnt even complain nor request for aniting extra~ KewL~ respect this kinda patient ppl~
Next,was this malay auntie with some ang moh gal who ordered sumting in english as tho i was Chinese. I mean she reallie pronounced the words reallie well as tho i duno lyk tat lehz~ Suddenly the ang moh gal said "dier melayu lahz" which meant he's malay lahz~ The auntie got shocked and saw my name tag and say "sorry2". She tot i was chinese. So i continued my normal way of taking their order and began packing their meals when the auntie began to talk to me ask abt my age and whether i'm skooling and duno wad stuff~ The ang moh gal beside her was lyk hiding her face and telling the auntie to keep quiet. I was blurred so juz continue talking and packing. Then i asked the auntie, whether the ang moh gal wan to order, she say she order her self and juz smiled. I bo pian so juz follow lor~ then i ask her in english wad she wan,she say she juz wan the same as the auntie. So i say lahz, y neva say earlier, I can packed together mahz. then the auntie say she want to talk to me lor. I sian-ed. Then the auntie say the gal her niece,her father ang moh, and duno wad lahz. I bo-pian juz listen and pack lahz. The auntie some more ask me when else i work lehz~ I so sian-ed i juz pack fast and give the whole thing. Coz u noe wad? The gal not my type lor! haha~ I not very choosy lahz but she lyk so big ahz~ not fat but big~ Big as in not so big but big for me ahz~ She's more of Farhan type ahz~ Mixed~ Tall, got face ahz~ Anywae, I juz so sian-ed got people wan to introduce niece to me lor~ some more when i working~ Customers all c me lor~ Sian-ed~
Got some customers especially the indian ones reallie give me headaches. I dun mean any offence but they lyk to change their orders a lot. Not the Singaporean ones ahz~ They lyk come to the cashier, show smug face, place order usually zinger meal then say "eating here" in deep -voice-thinking-himself-hunky and go stare at ur puny face. Then when u finish packing, they start to change not once,not twice,not thrice and the list goes on. Sian-ed~ The only trick i noe how to deal wif them is to be firm and juz stare at them back. But dun overdo it or u'll cause a riot. :) Practise makes perfect~
Another batch that gives u headaches are the old chinese aunties. They scrutinise u for so long from the queue and deem u whether u are fit to take their order or not. If not, they'll go to the next and c who's the best to take the order. Then, they go up to u, ask a lot of questions abt prices. And i mean a wide range from drinks to side orders and the meals. And in the end, when all ur saliva, is deposited on the counter in front of u, they say, "I want the $2.55 meal" which is the cheapest meal on the menu, or "I want black coffee" which is one of the cheapest drinks in the menu, or "WA LAU WAY~ All so expensive~ Dun wan lahz~ So cheap den so small sum more~" and walk off in a huff~ Sian-ed~
Apeks are one of the most frenly customers~ They come up to u order simple Kopi-o and talk lyk old frenz. Sumtymz they even stayback till nyt juz to haf a chat wif the crew~ Their usually retired people who haf no family juz wanna chill their tym off~ Pretty kewl bunch~
Well, I do haf some other work stuffz which i can talk abt endlessly here but sumhow can't reallie remember much ahz~ otherwise u all may get bored either way~
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 11:05 PM
Mohd Akil
Saturday, May 21, 2005
Se7en~ The Seven Deadly Sins. "Let he who is without sin try to survive"
This movie is good. Though not much gore but the thrill of watching the unravelling of a serial killer's insane mindset is really nice. Methodical,precise and patient. He even has a library of his own thoughts and extensive research on the seven deadly sins. He even planned his own death in the end due to his own sin where he envies the cop's life. And the amazing thing is he finished the last two sins so easily like killing two birds with one stone.
Seriously, i do admire the minds of these serial killers. They are different,yet special and are unable to be regarded as common kind like us. They come and go leaving behind an impact that is more forceful than any president or influential man. They create cults and whatnots that operate the underground so well that no one could touch them. How do they do that? What's their specialty? Why are they here? Who are they? and Where do they come from? Magic? All i know is that each one of them gives us all a lesson. That every single object or thing is here for a reason. A reason that we all may not know but here to be taken as an example as deemed fit. Therefore,appreciate everything u hold dear. They may be gone in an instant. Oh yeah, and i juz realised one thing, no one is free from any sin so dun try to survive. haha~
btw,any more of these kind of detectives solving serial killer movies? Recommend them to me. thanks~
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 10:34 PM
Mohd Akil
Thursday, May 19, 2005
The tale of a Monk And a Toad.
Today is the battle of the Toad and the Monk over who haven't sucked their mother's ****.( censors haf to be done to ensure the safety of voyeurs.) haha~
The toad walked up to the Monk and said, "wad did u say abt my mum ahz? (jap accent) "
The Monk said " Amitabha. I'm sorry for what i have said. Please forgive me"
The Toad said " I dun care. U haf sinned. Face my wrath!"
The Monk said "Amitabha."
The Toad attempts a gay punch to the monk's neck with a "hiyak!" and the monk swiftly gave a buddha's fist to the side of his head. However,the brawl soon ended as several monks and toads dispersed the pair away from each other. That is why a toad is never seen with a monk and a monk is never seen hurting a toad. The End.
haha~ This story does not result in hurt to any human or creature. For buddhists out there,this is meant as a joke. Thank you for your kind cooperation. :)
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 5:22 PM
Mohd Akil
End of CPTC.......
Well,its soon gonna be the end i guez. Sianz~ Do exam paper then play daidee for awhile. I and Ah bao stayed so long until the rez all sian but luckily Albasri came along and said no daidee. so end up talk cock at training room. Then end up play basketball outside in the hot sun.
Team A: Cannon,Ah bao and FArhan.
Team B: You-Kill-Kwang.
Team C: Adzmin, Wee Hong, Chin Siang.
And gues who won???? Team B lor!!!! Ultimate team lor. Wa lau Way~ Team A and C buang lor! Wakhkahkahakhakhakhakha~ Siand-ed. I play without slippers and end up blisters on my feet. haha~ The ground like hot lava sia! Sum more i firz tym play basketball so anyhow play lor. But very fun. Wasted couldnt play longer coz Tong Tar come liaoz. Sheesh. Tmr graduation day alredi. NO MORE CPTC! Haiz................
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 5:13 PM
Mohd Akil
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Juz a story i wanna put here coz i juz wanna c the opinions of others when this happens.
Cast:
A -> A straightforward guy who speaks his mind. A sharp-tongued joker.
B -> A small coward who talks more nonsense than an empty vessel.
C -> A bimbo who talks without thinking.
D -> A guy who stands up for his fren.
B was doing his usual talk-a-lot-thinking-he's-better-than-others. He had to eat his own words in the end and everyone was mocking him. A as per normal started his usual joking (abt B) to his mates making them laugh. C then came along heard A's words and was angry. C went on to report to B who knew who said that. B started to fake going after A several times asking others to pull him back. This instigated D who was with him at that time and he went after A. No fight evolved tho coz D was pulled back before anything happened.
So wadya think? A,B,C is definitely in the wrong. But without A, Life would be serious shit and fun would neva haf existed. B? He's basically redundant to me. All he has is a mouth full of crap. What made him survive is friends who are willing to stand up for him. C? Basically, i have nothing to say abt C. The description says enuf abt her. Any more would make her equivalent to an amoeba.
Wad actually i wanna say here is joking no matter how sharp it is to ur mum,dad, or whoeva older, does it really matter? Unlez u make it to ur own mum,dad or whoeva older, then itz a different story. but if it is others who do that, is there anything wrong? I juz dun understand it reallie. Joke wadeva u want lahz. Itz neva funny towards the person intended that's true but for the person to get angry? for wad? Is ur mum,dad or whoeva older affected? No. Is ur mum,dad or whoeva older lyk what the joke is about? No. Coz It never was or gonna be. They are the best people in the world and no words can do anything to them. So stop being so serious and take these jokes in ur stride. If u are the person who got it, u could juz laugh it off or make a mild joke about it. Life is simple. Keep it that way. Peace.
For ur info, i ever got it myself and i neva had anyone stand up for me. I did not retaliate instead i juz laugh it off and left the scene. That's y i regard B as a lucky guy who should learn to shut himself up and learn from it.
Like wad Tupac Amaru Shakur has quoted:
"Its time we stop worrying, and get angry you know? But not angry and pick up a gun, but angry and open our minds."
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 1:10 PM
Mohd Akil
Saturday, May 14, 2005
Shaun of the dead RAwkz big TIMe!
This movie rawkz! It came out last yr though i didnt hear abt it. I thought it was some horror genre that would freak ani1 out. Turned out it was a romantic,horror,gore comedy which was great! It has all the genres in one and still it doesnt turn out lyk rojak~ Here's some parts which reallie are fun to watch but there's one thing tho, there is more explicit words here than anywhere else. These are spoilers. Dun read them if u wanna c it.
1. Gal spotted in the garden. They throw stones to get her attention. She turns and attempt to gnaw at their necks. one of them went to get a camera to get a pic of her trying to gnaw at his fren's neck~
2. Skewered her at a broken pole sticking out from the ground.
2. Tried to kill her using Those old large black cds. They even had tyme to choose which one~
3. Skewered another old zombie thru the stomach using the swing support at the playground.
4. Played whack the zombie with cue sticks with the music on and the gals bopping away at the music. End up they electrocuted the zombie at the jukebox!
5. Some guys stomach got torn open,entrails pulled out,gnawed at while his frenz tore out both his legs and use them as weapons! ULTIMATE GORE!
Those are some of the parts i liked. Sounds lame and sadistic but there are reallie lots of those parts in it. And some romantic parts worth watching.
Some quotes:
U're not useless when nothing works for u. AT least u've tried u're very bez.
The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation by Bertrand Russell.
And this is what will be what we will be based on for this IIVP. FORZA SP!
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 11:57 PM
Mohd Akil
Friday, May 13, 2005
Jiwang Mood~ Longed For Love~
I was so close and near,
yet it felt so far,
If i had no fear,
I would have held u dear.
The cold aircon chill,
The gloomy night still,
Yet i could still feel,
The love i seal.
A waft of your flowing hair,
smells so sweet like a pear,
Even at night you look so fair,
ohh...how i wish we were a pair.
Looking beyond the bay,
across the glittering lights beyond,
You are like a sunray,
lighting up my bleak everyday.
Sometimes,praise is all i do,
Actions neither done nor made,
I'm like a fool from primary school,
leaving everything to fate.
Anticipating the future ahead,
Kills the present move i made,
I could have something said,
Lest, she'll ignore me for dead.
If u didn't notice before,
The stanza had my initial,
Confused like a boar,
'Cause of someone special.
:)
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 11:43 AM
Mohd Akil
Thursday, May 05, 2005
SPORTS DAY!
well, not really sports day but it was close enuf tho. The day started with PSV Eindhoven vs AC Milan at 2.35am. It was a very gd match but looked quite predictable from the start when PSV's keeper seemed shaky for the big game. They also had to close down a 2-0 lead that AC Milan had over them in the 1st leg. However, their speedy tricky South Koreans, Lee Young Pyo and Park Ji Sung were intent on getting the early goal to keep the AC Milan attack back. Park Ji Sung took the lead first with a thunderous shot from a bobbling loose ball which shot all the way to the top of the back of the net. Van Bommel was controlling the midfield well with the vastly experienced Cocu and kept Kaka and Seedorf quiet. Lee Young Pyo and Jefferson Farfan also had a field day against Cafu and Paolo Maldini respectively. A double thumbs up goes to Paolo Maldini when he tried to prevent a bicycle kick from VoH with his head which received full impact from the flying leg!!!! WAKHAKAHKAHAKHAKHAKHA~ They deserved that really coz they were really so laid back as tho they had won the champions league alredy~ A header by Cocu in the 2nd half made the game an exciting game as another goal would teach AC Milan a lesson. But when lady luck lost itz shine, a simple cross and a glancing header left PSV with two goals to crawl to the final. Cocu replied with a goal immediately after that, but it wasnt enough as AC Milan proceeded to the final. Sometimes, undeserving people just gets evriting.
what,i meant by sports day wasn't that actually. coz CPTC should now be renamed as Cool Place To Chill coz of the number of people who play at the basketball court more than do pracs at the plant. hehe~ I myself and the others played captains ball for abt an hour with a rematch of team POWERPUFF and ADZRICA~ Ulrica was the heroine of the day when she could convert almost every shot of hers into goal! Bubbles seemed quite shocked at firz but after getting the groove on the game, she began to show her prowess as netball queen by scoring a few goals to beat the in-form Ulrica. soon we were joined by Jie Ting and Derek to play 3 on 3 full court captains ball which was very fun until the rain decided to fall. Derek got to score a goal tho! Derek PRO!
Next was Daidee which i hadnt played for so long i cant even remember aniting abt it. Sucked at it but played it for about an hour or so since we had nuting better to do.
Soccer was more fun! Skillful Ah bao was together with Geek Captain and Cannon while Adzminesta,me and farhan was in the other. We started pretty well by nutmeg-ing each other for fun and trying not to end up falling on the slippery surface. then, farhan and the geek left and in came farok and kwang hong. Soon, it got dark and we couldnt see much of the court so we end up falling here and there. Firz up,was me falling once by own team mate and another by Kwang hong which left me tumbling over and over. Next, was a super somersault by Kwang Hong when he slipped and fall near the end of the court. We burst out laughing lyk siao as he tried to get up from the fall. his white shirt also had a nice design at the side with streaks of black and brown. Artistic~ haha~ well, had a great workout ahz~ Hope to have more~ Then, we'll be fit people by the end of CPTC!
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 10:35 PM
Mohd Akil
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo~ Feel lyk blogging today coz CPTC altho with itz dull lectures and stuff seems pretty fun actually with the whole class of 21. U reallie cannot find urself not laughing when we're all around goofing around lyk a bunch of idiots,talking cock and wadeva stuff. Today, alredi is one hell of a day. Let's try to begin with a sequence of events.
12pm.
As u can c,we are alredi late for C....P....T....C...., coz the bus broke down and could not come on time. End up i was playing with a paper aeroplane which glided in the air backwords due to the aerodynamics i have applied to the flaps at the back of the wings. Accidentally kena Evan so i stop playing coz dun wan to embarrass myself lyk small kid play paper aeroplane alone. lolz~ Then we decided to watch people ice-skate above the entertainment centre,the few of us tho,coz the gals didnt wanna end up chasing for the bus. Adzmin,ah bao,Cs,cannon and me end up instead to the arcade to watch some top class dancer dancing the para2 lyk a pro. Ah bao as usual the candid joker,took a seat beside the dancer and bopped his head to the music. The rez were staring at his unique dance moves lyk he's an animal from the zoo. Suddenly, he looked at ah bao as tho bao crazy lyk tat then scratch his head and take out his wallet. Ah bao tot wad happened,then he look at the screen......"STAGE FAILED" WAKHAKHAKAHAKHAKAHAKAHKA! The 5 of us were laughing away lyk siao bcoz that's not the only funny thing. He's unique dance move was moving his hands around without moving his head or body! Damn straight sia! haha~ and one more thing, he look lyk YOU CHANG! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WE very boh liao so we take video of him dancing hoping to show the rez but end up the vid quite blurry. Maybe nxt tym ahz~ We all go dance beside him! haha~
2pm.
Lectures haf ended and we haf to do practical that is to light the furnace. Cannon cannot tahan do the prac without food and was groaning away while Derek was the usual self disturbing Cannon. We opened the damper fully for my grp and watched the rez do wadeva that's gotta be done. Derek revealed that he's been bullied by his younger bro who alwaez wears his shirt without permission. some more we were imagining how his brother alwaez torture him at home tatz y he lyk dun mind we disturb him. Sissy Cheong. lolz~ when itz our turn to light the furnace, he couldnt even see the fire at all. end up Mr handsome Han has to explain to him how to look at the SAF-T-Eye. haha~ Derek2...poor thing...
4pm.
Go eat together at the cafeteria. Over there, ulrica disturb kh on his hair on how it needs to be addressed so that he can look handsome. lolz. Kh ended up sleeping one corner while Derek rummaged thru ulrica's wallet and we could all laugh at the neoprints she took. hehe. Cannon oso opened Yx wallet and we all laugh at her young pic which look reallie different from wad she is now. hehe~
5pm.
Play Captain's ball. actually we played duno wad,den end up playing captain's ball. 3 a side, The Pros featuring KewL,Adminesta and Felicia....and the Cons featuring I-cannot-run cheong, I-cannot-shoot Ulrica and the bull-dozing cannon! haha~ Slick passing from the pros resulted in many goals by the skilful Felicia showing off her netball skills. Cannon was doing lyk-wise at the other end wif bull-dozing tactics until he sian. Derek, walk ard neva ask for ball lyk taking a stroll in the basketball court. Ulrica, tried her bez and she got score! Chiayo! haha~ see, rival team oso cheer her on lehz~ haha~ then play 2 on 2 coz the rez cabut go play cards at the pantry. BO JIO! but it was very fun ahz with POWERPUFF featuring bubbles and ADZRICA(nice name huh?) featuring dynamic duo adzmin and ulrica. play until very tired cannot run. Actually not reallie tired ahz, but my feet quite pain running ard in safety boots. damn fun~
After tat, bathe and go home lahz~ Ended up neva take class pic in coveralls coz we all too sweaty alredi play in coveralls. so maybe they taking in tmr. Hope we all wear helmets and goggles too~ haha~ adioz~
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 3:42 AM
Mohd Akil
Sunday, May 01, 2005
Been a long time since i watched movies so i thought i'll juz watch some today since i'm free the whole day doing nuting at home.
Inspiring Movies:
8 mile
Miracle
Anger Management seems pretty crappy at firz but after some sorting out it makes me realise that i'm actually lyk tat guy who undergoes anger management. I may not noe i'm angry but i am. With myself. For reasons, that i do not face. For thingz that i let pass like a race. I take the crap, i take the shit. I feel lyk a misfit. Damn.
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 6:54 PM
Mohd Akil
Clash of the Titans And the Midgets!
Take note of the title. haha~ Pasirian guyz had a frenly against the National team on Sunday at Tampines Sports Hall. They clinched victory after 4 periods of intense play and one of the heroes of the frenly was none other than Adz-Min-tel, who scored a wonderful,outrageous stylistic backhand via a SCRAMBLE! well, without further ado,let's do a little description of the match...
The periods began sluggishly with both sides "playing tennis" where probing seems to excite both sides. The nationals took the lead firz with a seemingly simple one-two down the left which opened up the pasirian defence for a shot which went in thru the inner left post. Pasirian let out their bez line for long periods as they try to grapple a hold on the game. I can't remember all the goals and stuff but one goal worth mentioning was Joseph who dribbled a loose ball from midfield from right to left and did a fast and outrageous lob to the top corner which left the keeper absolutely no chance. fantastic stuff. Rizal also was pretty solid at the back making sure the attacks from the nationals would come to naught. Farhan sat out the whole affair coz he injured his genitals during "warm-up". haha~
Well, one thing for sure is that the nationals didnt reallie had their stars present and they seemed reallie tired by the end of the match. They were tactically sound but had nothing against the robust play of men. But if u guyz muz noe, They were against the WOMEN national team~ hehe~ But itz ok lahz~ that goal that adzmin scored would haf been a nice gift for his firz game agst Nationals. hehe~
KewL lead the SPFB team
at 11:14 AM
Mohd Akil
