Saturday, January 29, 2005

Juz a few things to ponder about....

1st scenario.
I was in the bus standing in a position where i am blocking no one coz there are no seats around. Bus going to stop at a bus-stop. Old lady from the second deck comes rushing down the stairs and without looking stamps hard on my foot ( which is wierd coz i was even in her way at all) on her way out of the bus. Then she stares hard and long at me as though i was a criminal before she gets down at her stop causing the rest of the passengers who want to alight to wait for her stare to finish before they could alight.

Point to ponder: Should'nt i be the one who's supposed to stare at her for not watching her step?

2nd scenario.
I was at work. Old aunty comes up and orders cheese fries.
(After all the standard formalities....)
Aunty: I want cheese fries.
Akil: Ok. Any drinks to go along?
Aunty: *Points at cheese fries* what is the yellow thing on top?
Akil: Its cheese.
Aunty: I don't want the cheese.
Akil: Would you like the mayonnaise and the spring onions?
Aunty: Anything lahz! I just dun wan the cheese! *fierce look*

Point to ponder: Why order cheese fries when u don't want cheese? I did suggest her normal fries but she defiantly disagree with my suggestion and still wants her cheese fries without cheese.

Continues from above....
Aunty: If it's difficult then give me a 2 piece meal.
Akil: It's no problem. Could u wait 2 minutes?
Aunty: I dun wan to disturb u all lahz. later muz remove the cheese IN the fries and all. (to prove her point,she even points to the fries and said IN THE FRIES with gusto.)
Akil: ermmm...Itz no prob. We can fry new fries for u. (puzzled look on his face)

Point to ponder: Since when french fries have cheese inside?

3rd scenario
I was at work. Aunty asks for 8 treasures meal( $9.95. 2 piece chicken,1 zinger, 1 med whipped potato and 1 med coleslaw with 2 reg drinks.)
Aunty: change the coleslaw to whipped potato.
Akil: ermmm,we are out of whipped potato.
Aunty: *shouts* WHAT! NO WHIPPED POTATO AT ALL AHZ?
Akil: Sorry. But we are closed at 11pm. Its now past that time and we have finished most of our stock for the day. We are only left with large whipped potato. Would you like fries instead?
Aunty: *stares hard at me* I DUN WAN FRIES. I WAN WHIPPED POTATO!
Akil: Could u wait about 2 minutes?
Aunty: DO YOU HAVE WHIPPED POTATO?
Akil: I'll convert the large whipped potato to a medium one.
Aunty: *jeling and huffed* *throws the money on the counter*

Point to ponder: Are aunties like that? Unreasonable and behave like some spoiled brat?

Something to ponder(overall): Y is it alwaez aunties who behave that way? Even an old man or uncle behaves much better. sianz~

There's a few other scenarios i went thru these days but i can't recall now. Maybe later. I still remember about old men asking me the directions to geylang early in the morning or late at night which seems pretty weird to me coz it happened for 3 or 4 days consecutively with different old men asking me the same qn as tho i was a geylang regular. Lolz~




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Mohd Akil