Monday, April 11, 2005

Juz some short post before i go off and study a bit more before my paper at 2pm today. sianz ahz~ NO break after exams. Alredi so tired studying, then 2 days later go for attachment at 7.30am at jurong! Haiz~ Even my beloved team, Moosemen has lost twice to Nhac Tre No.1 this season. Well,itz quite true that the seniors are quite old but this top local club is grooming young talents as well and hopefully these prospects will be the future of Moosemen~ Nhac Tre No.1 is pretty gd ahz,no reason for denying it but Moose have yet to beat them....sheesh~ nvm,one day,that tym will come. SCRF is seriously too gd for every season i guez, sorta lyk the chelsea of floorball without the bankroll~ :) Itz full of nationals, ppl from other countries and even hockey players~ Nvm, one day they shall be beaten too. Haiz, but seriously, i'm very disappointed with my debut season in the top flight with no goals or assist to show. poor form and stamina. Sucks man. Juz hope i dun get offloaded next season. :(

TRIP!!! well, itz not a trip to some place but an electrical TRIP! haha~ This happened on saturday at ard 6pm as my friends and I were studying for our paper in a class which i shall not state here. Everyone was busy studying asking ard for answers to qnz they do not noe while the gals were talking abt shopping(??) and about catching a movie after studying. But amidst this, Mr Min, was bored and decided to fiddle with the old OHP in the room. Somehow, he couldnt turn it on at all so he ask me: (translated to singlish)
Mr Min: Ehz, kil, why cannot turn on ahz?
Mr KewL: ermm, i tink spoil ahz~ Juz now i oso play with the switches den cannot on ahz.
Mr Min: Wah lao, I sian lehz~ U blow it ahz? (please think "clean")
Mr KewL: I tink so lor~ Aksherli can on, then suddenly i hear "bop" then i chao lor! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Mr Min: (shows a sian face and moved on to fiddling with the air-con)
Well, that one minor trip, and Min decided to increase the temperature of the air-con. A few min later, he seemed fascinated with the orange plug of the OHP that went into the powerpoint of the room. He started to fondle and caress it for some time and could not resist pressing the switch. CLICK!
Total darkness! wakhakhakhakha~ Itz not the light switch btw. The gals screamed lyk there were ghosts in the rooms while the guyz were saying "Fuck Lor","wahhhhh" and "sian"..haha~ Then, the ever innocent Mr min said "yeah,Trip lor" with the double thumbs up sign! woohoo! Mr char-siew BAO then shout "aaaiiiiii"(this is hard to put into words so figure it out urself k?) and wanted to beat up min. Chin siang keep on saying "fuck lor" while Mr KewL said "sian" and went to check the circuit breaker. The gals wanted to continue studying somewhere else and kept quiet while we macho-men decided to try and turn on the class. haha~ Somehow,no matter how much fiddling,fondling,caressing and pressing could not turn the class back on. Instead, more "bops" could be heard and we knew from the circuit breaker that there was a leak. Before, anithing dangerous happens, we decided to juz chao and wave our good byes to this great class~ We even thought cannot on alredi lor~ give up sia~

The next day, no one wanted to go to that class and wanted to study at the "butt-pain,hot,stuffy,lotsa noisy,inconsiderate people place" which i shall not state here for private,security reasons. haha~ I decided to come early with handyman Mr Hahn who promptly decided that the circuit breaker should be given another go. (which is obvious...hehe) He fiddled with the OHP and some long ruler lyk some jedi while i proceeded to the circuit breaker and figure out the "physics and maths that i have swallowed over the years". haha~ I den told Mr hahn to remove the orange plug from the powerpoint becoz that might be a potential hazard and he hacked it off with his black "lightsaber". Without further ado, I checked the light switches to make sure they are off while Mr hahn proceeded to use the FORCE to turn of the air-cons. Firstly, I reset the circuit breaker, to show Mr Hahn that now evriting is back to normal, nad i proceeded to turn on every switch one by one. Mr Hahn's FORCE was itchy which led to him pressing the "test" button and this let to a loud "BOP" which almost made me jump out of my skin coz i was on the buttons! After much whacking and bondage which left Mr Hahn Tied to a chair, I proceeded to do the exact same thing and lifted up some big ON switch. This proved magical as i told MR hahn to wiggle his way to the light switch and turn them on. HEY PRESTO! THE LIGHTS ARE ON LO! haha~ after much celebration and hacking away at MR hahn's bonds, I proceeded to jump on the roof and welcome my frenz from their long pilgrimage from the "place where ur butt gets pain" to the "place where Dreams And Realities Evolve" haha~

Over And Out,
Technician KewL


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