Thursday, May 19, 2005

The tale of a Monk And a Toad.

Today is the battle of the Toad and the Monk over who haven't sucked their mother's ****.( censors haf to be done to ensure the safety of voyeurs.) haha~
The toad walked up to the Monk and said, "wad did u say abt my mum ahz? (jap accent) "
The Monk said " Amitabha. I'm sorry for what i have said. Please forgive me"
The Toad said " I dun care. U haf sinned. Face my wrath!"
The Monk said "Amitabha."
The Toad attempts a gay punch to the monk's neck with a "hiyak!" and the monk swiftly gave a buddha's fist to the side of his head. However,the brawl soon ended as several monks and toads dispersed the pair away from each other. That is why a toad is never seen with a monk and a monk is never seen hurting a toad. The End.

haha~ This story does not result in hurt to any human or creature. For buddhists out there,this is meant as a joke. Thank you for your kind cooperation. :)


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Mohd Akil