Friday, July 15, 2005

Latest Acquisition from F.C Sporto!

Sp Mustangs have managed to lure Jose Kewl from European Cup winners F.C Sporto yesterday at an undisclosed fee. It was rumoured that Jose Kewl would extend his current contract at F.C Sporto yesterday but he snubbed the offer as the current agreement could not be negotiated further. He has been closely linked to a number of clubs including Really Madrid, Womenchester United and AC/DC Mee Lan. He is also highly rated by a sports critics around the world and a recent article by Floorballnet.com stated that "Jose KewL is the youngest ever coach to haf lead a team to the European Cup. Absolutely Brilliant!". However, every coach also has his fair share of criticism. Among them includes an unnamed source from innebandy365.com which stated that "Jose coached because he could not play floorball!!! haha!!!" while another quoted " KewL? He's just bull. He's just a one-hit wonder."

We tried to interview him recently over his recent signing of Rapper Zaa-rule as his personal assistant but could only get through Zaa-rule as he was busy getting ready his team for the game on saturday.

Reporter: Zaa-rule...With this new job of yours, would u quit rapping and writing rap poems for the public?

Zaa-rule: I shall not comment on this. This interview is purely on Mr Jose KewL and his club SP Mustangs.

Reporter: Ok. Sorry about that. I would like to ask how did u get to become Jose's assistant when there are reports that he prefers working alone and hates help from others?

Zaa-rule: Mr Jose is not as what has been described in the tabloids. He is a peace-loving man and loves making friends. I am indeed lucky to be his assistant and would like to thank him for having faith in me.

Reporter: hmm...i see...Rumours has it that the fee is undisclosed because SP Mustangs did a "tapping up" on Jose. F.C Sporto has filed a complaint to the I.F.F. Is this true?

Zaa-rule: I have my full support for Jose and SP Mustangs. The past shall not stand in our way.

Reporter: How about Jose's attitude of always being full of himself and not being able to shut up during matches?

Zaa-rule: In actual fact, Jose is humble and quiet. I hope u will not malign my boss any more in the next question.

Reporter: Sorry. I was just quoting from the tabloids.

Zaa-rule: I shall not continue this interview. For the privacy of my boss, I end this interview.

Zaa-rule was short and swift in his words. He left in a huff over the lack of respect from the reporter who seemed to criticise Mr Jose relentlessly. Hopefully, SP Mustangs performance will change the reporter's mind.


KewL lead the SPFB team at 11:42 PM

Mohd Akil